Theodore Percival Wilmond is forced to play a video game by his family; a virtual reality MMORPG. But at least it seems the one-hundred-and-twenty year old man will finally be able to fulfill his childhood dream of starting a farm, and filling it with to bursting with everything strange and wonderous the world had to offer, even if it wasn't his world.

There's just one problem: he never read the instructions.

Upon arrival he learns three things; firstly he is about to enter a world populated largely by viscious monsters girls, second players roam freely commanding their harems to battle and finally there really are no boundaries as to how 'realistic' the game could become. So begins Tor Ewards attempt to live a normal life stuck inside an erotic VRMMO