Liang San really thought he was done for. How would the Demon Emperor like to eat his humans? Stir-fried with garlic, pickled in brine and vinegar, candied, or maybe raw and bloody without any seasoning? And then someone told him: "Liang San. You're not going to be eaten, silly! You will be the Demon Emperor's male consort!" Liang San: "Excuse me! Actually, can I just be eaten instead?"