*Synopsis should be read as if you were a narrator for an action film*

In a world where dragons fly and armies crusade, one idiot struggles to stay alive against the most mundane of foes, such as hunger, shelter, and goblin-made-grenades. Our her- erm, protagonist? Yea, that works- Our protagonist will explore dangerous lands, fight terrible foes, "rescue" confused maidens, and have one fatal cliffhanger. What? I wasn't supposed to spoil that?

Well then, it shouldn't have been in the script.

No, I will not start from the beginning. My throat already hurts from doing this stupid voice.

No, you read the script! I'm done.

*The narrator leaves the recording booth as the door closes behind him with a "click"*

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*The door opens and then shuts as narrator returns to the microphone*

The Meddlers, written by Isaac Greyfield and narrated by (insert your name here).