This is a story about me, the chaotic life of a fashion magazine photographer who one day had the bright idea to set out for a certain 'iron curtain' country as a means of gaining new and peculiar life experiences. However, God graced me with an enemy, one equally handsome and fierce, Alexey, a mafia in disguise as a civil servant. Not to mention, he is not by himself. Accompanied by three particularly brutal bodyguards, this is most definitely going to be a life lesson costing me dearly.