"Come on down to Amberdale, The Milky Way's America's best kept secret!

Come down and enjoy local specialities like our Savory Dragon 'Pork on a cob' or Mamma Gertrude's Poltergeese Gumbo Beef stew!

Take a load off in our monster infested lakes or hop onto one of our historical trolley tours, come face to face with the immortally immoral wax figure of our city's founders Kernel Polems and his rag tag band of musket-toting pioneers. Sit and chow down on Wholesome food, untapped nature, the occasional zombie invasion, and a 'devilish' hospitality, there's nothing down 'ere you'd wanna miss. So don't you be a stranger, you won't be in any danger, down 'ere in good ol' Amberdale.Whether you're just blowing in from nashville or a green not so little man visiting from mars, in Amberdale you're never too far from home!"

...unless of course you're a certain 16 year old 'Nikolai Thompson' who couldn't get away from Amberdale even if he wanted to.