In a world where Pokémon pose a constant threat, the aimless Callahan is trapped by his own lies. With the annual Pokémon League Event one month away, he promises his niece he'll win live on TV. The problem? He's clueless about Pokémon! Joined by the troubled orphan Risa, they embark on a journey to turn lies into truth. Unaware of an impending war, the badges might be the least of his concern.
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