I must have gone just a little bit too hard last night, because I woke up in the hold of a pirate ship. My mouth tastes like shit, words are crawling across my vision telling me to do things, and I have to join a pirate crew or die. I like to look at the bright side of things: hot girls, magic powers, and a HuD that promises rewards if I play along. I could complain, but hey, at least I'm a magic pirate now.

Based very heavily off of the Skulls and Shackles adventure path for Paizo's Pathfinder system, this rags to riches pirate story will have elements of mind control, sexual content, and a main character that's always looking out for number one without being actively cruel.