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<p> Gosh, its awesome to see him <em> (Gaston) </em> . </p> <p> He's never down in the dumps! </p> <p> Every guy here'd love to be him <em> (Gaston) </em> </p> <p> even when taking his lumps. </p> <p> There's no man in town as admired as him, </p> <p> he's everyone's favorite guy! </p> <p> Everyone's awed and inspired by him </p> <p> and it's not very hard to see why: </p> <p> </p> <p> No one's slick as Gaston. </p> <p> No one's quick as Gaston. </p> <p> No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston </p> <p> For there's no man in town half as manly! </p> <p> <em> (perfect, a pure paragon) </em> </p> <p> Ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley, </p> <p> and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on! </p> <p> Who plays darts like Gaston? </p> <p> Who breaks hearts like Gaston? </p> <p> Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston? </p> <p> As a specimen, yes, he's intimidating; </p> <p> my, what a guy, that Gaston! </p> <p> </p> <p> He doesn't need encouragement, </p> <p> you boneheaded fools. </p> <p> The only ones who need encouragement is you! </p> <p> <em> (Was that too much? I say no.) </em> </p> <p> </p> <p> No one fights like Gaston, </p> <p> douses lights like Gaston. </p> <p> In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston! </p> <p> When he hunts, he sneaks up with his quiver – </p> <p> beasts of the field say a prayer! </p> <p> First he carefully aims for the liver… </p> <p> then he shoots from behind! </p> <p> Is that fair? </p> <p> He doesn't care. </p> <p> </p> <p> No one hits like Gaston, </p> <p> matches wits like Gaston. </p> <p> In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston. </p> <p> <em> (He's especially good at expectorating!) </em> </p> <p> Ten points for Gaston! </p> <p> </p> <p> When he was a lad he ate four dozen eggs </p> <p> every morning to help him get large. </p> <p> And now that he's grown he eats five dozen eggs, </p> <p> so he's roughly the size of a barge! </p> <p> </p> <p> Who has brains? </p> <p> Entertains? </p> <p> Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston? </p> <p> <em> (He uses antlers in all of his decorating!) </em> </p> <p> <em> </em> </p> <p> Say it again: </p> <p> Who's a man amongst men? </p> <p> Who's a super success? </p> <p> Don't you know? </p> <p> Can't you guess? </p> <p> Ask his fans and his end(less) hangers-on! </p> <p> There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down! </p> <p> And his name's G-A-S-T-O-N </p> <p> </p> <p> <strong> <em> GASTON! </em> </strong> </p>
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