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<p> Join Mary Susan Oceanrunner on her quest to do... erm... something really important for the world... probably... Ahem. Long gone are the days when every hero could do whatever they wanted - now, we are civilised. We have government. Law. And proper forms. </p> <p> </p> <p> Lots of proper forms. </p> <p> ( If nothing really unforeseen happens, new episodes will land every Monday and Thursday - I have a significant backlog. Also - I may remove the gore warning, beta readers far into the book rate the 'gore' degree as below 2/10) </p> <p> Mary Susan Oceanrunner is a poor girl from the orphanage, who like many others before, has to fulfil her destiny. The prophecy had been told, and she is the only one who can make things right. Erm... probably. Anyway, she can't just go and kill monsters like in the middle ages. First, she must apply for the appropriate permissions, fill the forms, learn about the proper loot taxations... Hey, no one said adventuring would be easy, right? </p> <p> </p> <p> Disclaimers: </p> <p> No claim made by any character by the book should be treated as the author's or anyone else's opinion on any subject. Most likely, it was just the funniest thing the Author could think of at the time of writing. </p> <p> This book contains many references to other works. It will probably be best enjoyed by individuals familiar with at least some of the following: </p> <p> 1) Computer games 2) Fantasy in general 3) Science fiction 4) Tabletop RPGs 5) Conspiracy theories 6) Corporation work life 7) Long forgotten prophecies uttered millennia ago in almost as forgotten languages under a starless night three dusks before the great convergence 8) Filling any government-mandated form 9) School 10) English My ultimate goal is to make as many people experience something akin to joy while reading (think ~a bit louder exhale through the nose). It doesn't mean every scene will be funny or joyful because that's not how this stuff works. I can neither confirm nor deny having any other hidden agenda outside of that. </p>
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