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<p>Welcome to Dungeons and Demons inc., I am what you would call the top dog the 'Demon King'. But honestly, my name Amy. We deal with two types of customers here at the company. Our first is the demon side. If any demon or human has problems with their contract, or maybe some other obscure customer with a obscure problem then our elite call staff will deal with the problem. "*$%* YOU TOO, &($%*!" *phone talking sounds in the background* "YOU LITTLE #@$*! LICK YOUR OWN &^$HOLE, AND STICK A STICK UP IT FOR GOOD MEASURE" *more phone sounds* "Yes I know, have a lovely day, and thank you for choosing Dungeons and Demons Inc." Ah yes, Steffano likes his phone calls.... interesting. Now, our second set of customers are the people who deal with the dungeon, looting and the such. Here we have one recent customer who was... complying with their contract. Now, feel free to ignore the chains, and please don't step close to the iron bars, we won't pay for your tetnus shots! "Now sir, how would you rate the dungeon experience?" "AHHH! OH GODS! NO PLEASE! STOP THE TORTURE! WAITWAITWAIT NO, HELP!" "Yes, we are here to provide the best customer experience, so please tell us what we can help you with." "..." Oh, he's unconscious. Anyway, here at the company we have shown you the worst of ourselves, so that your experience can be pleasing and refreshing. Personally, I don't prefer torture, but we learn to ignore such things. Whether it be outer horrors, malfunctioning traps, or mini-bosses with cushioning issues, we all roll with it here. After all...</p> <p>It's just another day at the office!</p>
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