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<p>His wife: dead.</p> <p>His daughter: kidnapped.</p> <p>His plan: kill every bloodsucking vampire who gets in his way to get her back!</p> <p>The last thing Blake wanted was excitement. He put in his time for Uncle Sam. All he wanted was to settle down with his wife and daughter and live a nice quiet life working his low stakes job as a campus cop babysitting drunk college kids.</p> <p>Then he killed a vampire and everything changed.</p> <p>It turns out vampires are totally real, totally not glittery heartthrobs, totally assholes, and they don't like mortals killing one of their own. That's the sort of thing that calls for bloodsucking revenge, and just like that Blake's wife is dead and his daughter has been kidnapped.</p> <p>The vampires only made one mistake: leaving Blake alive.</p> <p>All Blake wanted was a nice quiet life far from the terrible things he did overseas for his country, but if a group of vampires hellbent on taking over the world want to show up on his doorstep begging for an ass kicking then he's more than happy to oblige them.</p> <p>Avenge his wife. Rescue his daughter. Save the world. Easy enough, right?</p> <p>Bad things go bump in the night. Tonight, Blake bumps back.</p> <p>Stakes! Squirt guns full of holy water! Reef aquarium lights jury-rigged into UV vampire death rays! Blake Byron: Parnanormal Investigator is a 95,000 word supernatural horror/comedy/thriller about a man who thinks outside the stake to save his family and stop a vampire plot to take over the world one campus at a time!</p>
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