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<p>THIS IS NOT A STORY. THIS IS A COMPILATION OF MY PORNOGRAPHIC WORKS OVER THE YEARS, PUT TOGETHER FOR EASE OF ACESS AND USER ENJOYMENT!</p> <p>I beg of you people, you know exactly what you're getting into, DO NOT come here and post slanderous 0.5 reviews with no reason or logic behind them. If you don't like reading erotica, its much easier to simply scroll down and forget you ever even saw this.</p> <p>Yes, being an adult is much easier than it seems, no?</p> <p>That being said... if someone DOES do this, expect some serious backlash. OH BUT OMG JOYDE ITS SO CHILDISH TO ATTACK PEOPLE WHO REVIEW YOUR STORY YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT I TOOK THE TIME OF MY DAY TO SAY YOUR STORY SUCK-no.</p> <p>No.</p> <p>Just, no.</p> <p>I am an Author. And I am deliriously proud of my work.</p> <p>If attacked, you may as well reconcile yourself with the inevitability of my advance. And I am known to have a fairly short fuse.</p> <p>----</p> <p>Lord Joyde The Madman: So... I don't even know how to present this properly but honestly, at this point, I'm sort of out of options!</p> <p>Basically, I think I can attribute my recent loss of morale and inspiration to two things: my recent acquisition of a job and the fact that I haven't written a good lemon in MONTHS!</p> <p>In order to remedy this and potentially set the creativity in my head ablaze once more, I've decided to bring my Yellow Book (its second volume, that is) to ROYALROAD!</p> <p>Yaaay, celebrations are in order! .... well, that is, if the admins of the site will let me post my wonderful complation of pornographical works here.</p> <p>If you see this story then that means they did, which is GREAT and a monument to the glorious "freedom of expression", persay.</p> <p>Oh and, since I need a chapter to start the story off, I'll be putting nearly all of my older lemons here as well so that you may laugh at my previous lack of perverse skills, or enjoy them in other ways... its all your own personal, INTIMATE choice, after all.</p> <p>---</p> <p>Thats pretty much all I had to say, longest intro ever, right?</p> <p>Anyways, the way The Yellow Book works is simple. You either post your desires within the comments section (dont worry, I ALWAYS answer), or just send me a Private Message if you're feeling ashamed of your lust, a concept which is completely foreign to me.</p> <p>Oh and the cover picture is not mine, its just something I got by googling "temptation".</p> <p>Lord Joyde OUT!</p>
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