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<p>***The following is taken from the audio recording of the 1st draft synopsis for the Wandering Frankenstein biography created by (Information redacted)***</p> <p>Hello fellow Cultivators! This is… uh I probably shouldn't say my name here. This is an anonymous cultivator with a… Wait no I don't need to say cultivator again, I already called them my fellows. Whatever, fix it in post. Alright from the top.</p> <p>Hello fellow cultivators of Metro and/or newly integrated Realms! This is an anonymous individual here to give ya the chance of a lifetime…</p> <p>Oh gods hearing that out loud makes me sound like I'm trying to lure them into my freakin white van. That's it! This script needs a rewrite. Now how do I end the recording? Ugh, why do I always toss the instructions before reading them?... Do I twist this thing here?... Yeah I'm pretty sure that did it.</p> <p>AH!!! Boundless Path! Why is creating a stupid synopsis so freakin difficult?!? Can't I just say that this is the biography of The Wandering Frankenstein, craziest Traveler of all time. He's the stuff of legends, anyone who's anyone should already know about how he and his crew took on the Celestial Court! And here I am with the only accurate depiction of his rise to glorious notoriety. Every step from Earth zero to Cataclysmic cultivating hero… or villain depending on who's asking. That alone should catch the attention of anyone with a ¼ of a brain. It's a good story, why the Void do I have to class it up so much?</p> <p>*Ring, ring*</p> <p>Eh? Who's calling me at this… Oh no freakin way! This mook? Heh heh! I bet they miss me already. Oh well let's see what they want this time. Whatever it is, it better not be in somewhere cold…</p> <p>*** End of audio recording***</p>
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