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<p>Do yourself a favour and, if the chance to become a dragon in a different world ever arrives, reject it as kindly as possible.</p> <p>As for myself? I didn't have much say in the matter. I've wanted one thing, and one thing alone in this life—to be left alone. But these humans are beyond stereotypical. None of the other dragons let them in on the secret that we only hoard treasure in order to bait the fools. Or how it's a common belief that we eat humans for breakfast. Seriously! Not even a village would substitute as a snack. How do they think people taste anyway? Gross!</p> <p>But it doesn't matter if you hide away in your cave, doing nothing.</p> <p>Some hero is bound to find and attempt to slay you anyways.</p> <p>Or weird cultists offering sacrifices at your door.</p> <p>But there was this princess that asked me to kidnap her one time. Now that was an interesting one...</p> <p>[Updated daily at 11 PM | EST!]</p>
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