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<p> Inspired by the podcast, ' <em> Dungeons and Daddies </em> ' and their featured Battle Axe of Hatred, <em> The Crow </em> meets <em> The Witcher </em> meets <em> The Pick of Destiny </em> in this dark novella of vengeance and epic, face-melting shreds. </p> <p> Follow the minstrel, Ulrich, as he visits agonizing horror upon the men that murdered his family. Sick licks and mad riffs lay waste across the land, the demon within his black guitar dragging those that hear its song straight to Hell. But Ulrich's power to contain the demon is not limitless; every time he plays, he burns more of his soul away. Will there be anything left for the final confrontation? </p> <p> Either way, he has no intention of surviving. All that matters is the eternal damnation of his enemies, even if he burns alongside them. </p> <p> "A hilarious romp!" - The Author </p> <p> "Gladiator was better." - Also the Author </p> <p> "Not as long as some musicals…" - The Author after discovering IT Crowd on Netflix </p> <p> "Not actually a musical." - A reminder from the Author </p> <p> "Actually," - Yeah, this is still the Author; all of these are the Author - "you may have gotten the impression from these ridiculous quotes that this story is funny. It's not. Like, if you think The Avengers is a comedy, you might find this story amusing. It's a revenge story set in the dark ages, so read it for that. Also, if you're a guitarist or a fan of Metal, and you despise pop music and everything it stands for, this is probably up your alley." </p>
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