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<p> Jiang Dao died extremely heroically in the apocalyptic world war. He never thought that he would have a chance to open his eyes again. </p> <p> He traveled through, into a danmei book he had read, and became a vicious villain in the book. </p> <p> Jiang Dao thought to himself: "After more than ten years of fighting for my life in the last days, I'm tired, so what am I fighting for? It's better to be a vase. Use my face to finish the brokerage contract, and then find a corner in the world with beautiful scenery and live a peaceful life of growing vegetables, cooking, and raising cats and dogs…" </p> <p> So, he returned the role that the original owner had snatched from the protagonist shou on the spot. </p> <p> Unexpectedly, in the variety show that started shooting the next day, Jiang Dao performed a shoulder toss and threw the current number one kung fu actor, Chu Yinlong, to the ground. </p> <p> Chu Yinlong: Boy, you have successfully caught my attention. My new movie, the villain, can fight, you come. </p> <p> Jiang Dao: …Sorry, I'm just a vase. </p> <p> ———— </p> <p> In a later interview. </p> <p> A reporter asked Chu Yinlong: "How would you rate your perfect partner, Mr. Jiang Dao?" </p> <p> Chu Yinlong replied: "A vase." </p> <p> Reporter: "How can a kung fu superstar as famous as him be a vase?" </p> <p> Chu Yinlong: "Diamond vase. Precious, beautiful, hard enough." </p>
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