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<p> "Hey, feel like reincarnating? I'll reincarnate you." </p> <p> "Really!? But why? I can't recall doing anything worthwhile in my life?" </p> <p> "Let's just say someone above thinks you would make things interesting." </p> <p> "Oh... That's cool I guess. So will I get some sort of power, system, or something?" </p> <p> "No, but I must inform you that you have to be gay once you reincarnate." </p> <p> "Bro... what!!? Why would you ask me to do such a ridiculous thing!?" </p> <p> "Please calm down. It wasn't my decision in the first place, "It" said that would be the one condition for giving you an easy reincarnation." </p> <p> "Then, then give me the hard reincarnation, wait, what's the hard reincarnation?" </p> <p> "You'd have to go through a simple test." </p> <p> "Sounds simple enough, what's the test?" </p> <p> "You'll have to fight strong creatures, with your strength." </p> <p> .... </p> <p> .... </p> <p> "Fine. Then can I make one request?" </p> <p> "What is it?" </p> <p> "Make me a girl." </p> <p> "Will you get together with another girl?" </p> <p> "No." </p> <p> "Then If I did that you'd no longer be gay, you'd be straight, so no." </p> <p> "Not true, even if I'm given the body of a girl I'd still have the soul of a guy. Therefore I'd still be gay." </p> <p> Hehe-HaHaHah - "That was complete bullshit, but I'll allow it, sure I'll make you a girl." </p> <p> "Hell yeah!" </p> <p> "But if you get together, or do any form of romantic activity with any woman, you will most certainly die." </p> <p> "Romantic activity... That's quite the broad genre, can you be specif-" </p> <p> "Good luck." </p> <p> "Wa-" </p> <p> Being reincarnated into a Sci-fi world this bo- ah, I mean girl will have to figure out her own path forward with the interested gaze of a higher being observing from the background. Did I also mention her friend was reincarnated as well, no? Guess she'll also have to try to find him too! </p> <p> [DISCLAIMER - The character isn't actually gay, which you should understand if you read the above, the title is merely a joke based on the reincarnation requirements.] </p> <p> P.S - There will be a lot of jokes! </p>
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