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<p>What does a sad bastard do when fate, literally, decides to throw him into a fantasy world?</p> <p>Solon just wanted to lead a normal life; work, share some pizza with friends, work, play some videogames or read something, work, maybe sleep?, work... Pretty much the usual, rinse and repeat.</p> <p>It was far from perfect, but life was nicely boring and comfy enough. Truth be told, he had hoped it would go on forever, or until he got married, or until the apocalypse finally decided to bring an end to everything. As far as he could tell, though, the former was about as likely as the latter; not very. And perhaps even somewhat related, if it ever came to it.</p> <p>Unfortunately, he saw himself involved in some sort of cosmic fart that screwed him over, brutally severing his life-plan. Or, maybe, would it be more suitable to say that Fate had other plans?</p> <p>Sure, he's yet to find out exactly what those plans might be, but, at the very least, they do seem to involve him being shoved into another world, fighting off a couple of horrendous creepers, and -almost- an accidental liaison with a baboon. Needless to say, the job doesn't come with dental care, and death seems more likely than retirement...</p> <p>Yep, when he got yoinked out of Earth, there were no princesses waiting for him, no sexy goddesses, and no severe Gandalf-wannabes! Heck, not even a bunch of demonic cultists! All he got for the trouble was a bunch of snarky windows and the honest desire to punch whatever bastard happens to be behind the smug System. Well, that, and a few forced trips to the so-called Tower of Ascension.</p> <p>Not exactly what he would have expected but, on the plus side, he does get to do some magic. Though, not quite the wand-waving kind.</p> <p>Whatever.</p> <p>One thing's patently clear, though, he's certainly not the chosen one, nor the summoned hero, nor the Savior. If anything, he himself might be in need of some saving...</p> <p>Just what kind of fool does the System take him for?</p> <p>Please do consider the tags. Also, 'Strong Lead' here means weak to strong, over a decent amount of time, not op from the very beginning.</p> <p>Things to expect: decent grammar, cheeky goats.</p> <p>Things not to expect: Harems, a decent sense of fashion.</p>
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