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<p> Author Description: </p> <p> He almost died being electrocuted when he was peeing; he was born with extreme misfortune which forced him to learn the daoist priest teachings. How hilarious would it be when he met a ghost? Read various wonderful stories, completely in The Lame Daoist Priest. </p> <p> T/N Description: </p> <p> My old man really had no common sense when he chose my name. He was just watching the movie on television, Li Xiaolong's Way of the Dragon movie. Dad was suddenly hit with a heavenly revelation and pounded the table: "It's Li Xiaolong!". And thus, in such heavenly coincidence, my father named me Xiaolong after Bruce Lee's name. Since the beginning when I was born, bad luck was always following me and ONLY happening to me, even I almost died by being electrocuted when I was peeing under an electric pole. </p> <p> It was until one day: </p> <p> "Since you were born, no matter how dangerous things happened, you didn't die right? That was because of the Red Arrow mark. Great misfortune will always follow you until you're dead. Only by practicing Taoism could you resolve this situation. </p> <p> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p> <p> The timid-superstitious unbeliever Xiaolong, reluctantly believed the dying old man, even felt the old swindler was just making a joke out of him. It was until when he was shown what ghosts would look like did he start to accept "Reality". The dying old man eventually died, and his spirit proved to him that he was seeing "the real thing". The Old Man left him a legacy of 50 thousand RMB in cash, and 1.5 million in papers. But his most important legacies were the Dao teachings compiled in a thick book and his follower, the ancient female high-leveled spirit, Murong Daiyu who became Xiaolong half-master afterward. </p> <p> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p> <p> The female spirit said gently: "You are now the successor disciple of 54th Niu Tian Daoist master, as well as the sole candidate for 55th generation head. </p> <p> "Wait a minute", I interrupted: "I only heard of Celestial Master Zhang Daoling who found The Way of Celestial Masters, never heard about this Bull Celestial Master"… </p>
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