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<p>Trees shall Fall and an Axe will Rise!</p> <p>After being shot dead in my face,</p> <p>I've been reborn in a new place!</p> <p>Where magic reigns and monsters roar!</p> <p>I've never seen the like before!</p> <p>It's time to kiss the Earth goodbye,</p> <p>Now that I'm in an Isekai!</p> <p>That's what's up, for real, true facts.</p> <p>Need more proof? I'm now an axe!</p> <p>_</p> <p>An axe you say? How can that be?</p> <p>How should I know, dude? Don't ask me!</p> <p>But since I'm here I'll have some fun,</p> <p>And make life great for everyone!</p> <p>So, come on pal! The job`s not done!</p> <p>(I'll find you if you try to run…)</p> <p>_</p> <p>There's lots of nifty sights to see,</p> <p>And new friends to accompany!</p> <p>And loads of meat to cleave and chop,</p> <p>as they scream and plead for me to stop!</p> <p>But sadly, that I cannot do,</p> <p>This axe was made for chopping you!</p> <p>_</p> <p>I'll wander `round and see the sights</p> <p>And get into some awesome fights,</p> <p>My rep will soar, I'll drown in fame,</p> <p>The common folks will scream my name!</p> <p>"Quick, run away! Here comes the AXE!"</p> <p>Hey, guys! It's me!</p> <p>Your best friend, Max!</p> <p>_</p> <p>What to expect: Action, adventure, BLEAK humor, the answers to all of life's questions, and an Axe that wants to be your friend! Also, steady progression and such.</p> <p>Also, a bad guy gradually learning how to be a better person. (It's going to take a while.)</p> <p>Updated daily!</p> <p>A Fall 2022 Writathon Participant!</p>
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