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<p>To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote.</p> <p>What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere!</p> <p>How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense!</p> <p>It shouldn't be working but the result?</p> <p>Terrifying!</p> <p>Long live holy creator Frozen Milk!</p> <p>"Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?"</p> <p>"Hello? System help?"</p> <p>"System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host."</p> <p>"% [email protected] #!"</p> <p>Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!!</p> <p>Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear!</p> <p>----------------------- Disclaimer: profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL This book is pure comedy with some serious elements, if you get offended easily, please don't read</p>
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