Mon 2024.08.12

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Learning Lessons 31-17 (Summus Proelium)	Aikawa Inari, Cassidy Evans, Meanwhile‚ Ryder Is Trying To Explain Why He Suddenly Did A Dramatic Spittake And Started Choking To Death After Seeing Cassidy Melt, Oh Thank God‚ Cassidy Still Had About Half An Ounce Of Space In Their Brain That Wasn’t Taken Up By Silently Screaming‚ Glad We Took Care Of That, Ryder Towling, Summus Proelium	Heretical Edge

Wed 2024.08.07

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Learning Lessons 31-16 (Summus Proelium)	Ah‚ Given The Lack Of Anything Being Said About Changing Back Does This Mean Cassidy Just Went Over There As Their Male-Presenting Self?, Aikawa Inari, Cassidy Evans, I Feel Like The Reveal That Cassidy Has Severe ADHD Would Not Exactly Be A Game-Changing Twist At This Point, Not A Game-Changing Twist? The Textbook Definition Of The Predominantly Hyperactive-Impulsive Presentation Has Their Face Next To It!, Summus Proelium	Heretical Edge

Fri 2024.08.02

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Learning Lessons 31-15 (Summus Proelium)	Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Cuddle Corps Ash, Cuddle Corps Aspen, Cuddle Corps Cherry, Cuddle Corps Maple, Cuddle Corps Oak, Cuddle Corps Willow, Dude You Can Literally Turn Into A Sapient Puddle And Squirt Around On The Ground‚ Of Course You Can Become A Squirrel-Parrot, Eleanor Murphy, Hobbes, Izzy Evans, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Poise, Qwerty, Raindrop, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, So How Many Of You Kept Trying To Scroll The Text To Find Where The Earthshattering Kaboom Cliffhanger Was?, Style, Summus Proelium, That-A-Way, Wren Donovan	Heretical Edge

Mon 2024.07.29

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Learning Lessons 31-14 (Summus Proelium)	Between This Story And The Other One We Really Are Taking The Concept Of Gender Into An Alley And Beating It With A Club Huh?, Boy The Gangs Thought Paintball Was Hard To Hit BEFORE‚ Imagine Trying To Lock Him Down Now, Cassidy Evans, Paintball, Summus Proelium, The Orb Decided Since The City’s Fate Has Rested On Paintball Getting From Point A To Point B As Quickly As Possible Like 6 Times Now It Should Help Out A Bit, Well I Think It’s Safe To Say This Story Isn’t Going To Make It Into JK Rowling’s Favorites List	Heretical Edge

Wed 2024.07.24

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Learning Lessons 31-13 (Summus Proelium)	Alloy, Caishen, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Cuddle Corps Ash, Cuddle Corps Aspen, Cuddle Corps Cherry, Cuddle Corps Maple, Cuddle Corps Oak, Cuddle Corps Willow, Dude How Do You Have All The Cuddles And Qwerty Jumping Through You Without Checking To See If You Can Shapeshift Into THEM!?, Eleanor Murphy, Fred Donovan, Hobbes, Kriegspiel, Paige Banners, Paige Is About To Walk Over To A Huge Conspiracy Board Full Of Details She’s Noted About Everything Paintball Could Potentially Do And Rip It Down To Start Over, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Poise, Qwerty, Roald Nilsen, Ryder Towling, Sierra Nevada, Style, Summus Proelium, Sure Sure‚ Show All Those Factors Of Your New Power And Not One Of The Biggest And Most Important Ones! What Are Readers Supposed To Do‚ Wait Till Next Time?, Wren Donovan	Heretical Edge

Fri 2024.07.19

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Learning Lessons 31-12 (Summus Proelium)	All That And Not One Single Power To Tell You Who The Fuck These People Are!?, Blackjack, Cassidy Evans, Eh You Say That As Though Cassidy Can’t Read These Tags Which Clearly Identify Them As Ratfink‚ Mason‚ And Kickstart, Golly Their Touched Names‚ That Answers Every Question Anyone Could Possibly Have About Them!, Is It Worse When Paintball Picks Up A Gun To Fight You‚ Or When He Manifests A Whole New Set Of Powers To Kick Your Ass With?, Kickstart, Mason, Paintball, Ratfink, Summus Proelium, Yes‚ Cassidy Did Just Manifest Their Own Inherited Paint-Modified Versions Of Both Their Dad’s Powers (Copied Constructs) And Mom’s Powers (Disguise Self)	Heretical Edge

Mon 2024.07.15

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Learning Lessons 31-11 (Summus Proelium)	Cassidy Evans, Eits, If I Just Watched Paintball Rocket Through A Wall‚ Tank Multiple Sniper Shots While Sharpshooting The Snipers With An SMG And Break A Concrete Shell I’d Run Too, Mason, Now Might Be A Good Time To Note That Cassura Sees Herself As The Parental Figure-Leader Of Those Who Second-Touch Since She Comes From Two Combined Power Sets, Okay This Time You All DEFINITELY Can’t Be Surprised By This After I Spent The Past Four Chapters Telling You What Was Coming, Paintball, Perhaps‚ If You’re Confused By The Above‚ You Should Read The First Word Of Each Chapter Starting With 31-08, Summus Proelium	Heretical Edge

Wed 2024.07.10

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Learning Lessons 31-10 (Summus Proelium)	Cassidy Evans, Dude Who The Fuck Are These People And Why Are They So Intent On Killing Off This Cure?, Eits, Oh Shit He’s Got A Gun They’re Fucked Now!, Paintball, Pretty Sure You Mean Oh BOY He’s Got A Gun They’re Fucked Now-- With Like Ten Popcorn Emojis, Ryder Towling, Summus Proelium	Heretical Edge

Fri 2024.07.05

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Learning Lessons 31-09 (Summus Proelium)	Cassidy Evans, Come On Cassidy‚ You Know Better Than To Tempt The Monkey’s Paw. Especially When Said Paw Is Typing The Story, Eits, I’d Say Tie Cassidy Up And Leave Them On A Desert Island With Supplies So They Could Finally Get Some Rest‚ But They’d Probably Trip Over A Human Smuggling Ring, Paintball, Ryder Towling, Summus Proelium	Heretical Edge

Mon 2024.07.01

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Learning Lessons 31-08 (Summus Proelium)	Benjamin Pittman’s Corpse, Cassidy Evans, Eleanor Murphy, Fisher, Fred Donovan, Hold On Is A Chapter Allowed To End That Quietly? Where’s The Earth-Shattering Kaboom?, It’s Okay‚ The Arc Isn’t Over Yet So We’re Still Within The Law. But The Cliffhanger Police Are Squinting Our Way, No Seriously Would Someone Please Send These Kids To A Therapist?, Paige Banners, Peyton Favors, Price, Roald Nilsen, Robert Parson, Sierra Nevada, Summus Proelium, Wait A Minute Peyton’s Only Fifteen! You’re Breaking The Law By Driving Right Now Young Lady!, Wren Donovan	Heretical Edge

Wed 2024.06.26

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Learning Lessons 31-07 (Summus Proelium)	Benjamin Pittman, Cassidy Evans, Eleanor Murphy, Fred Donovan, I Have No Idea How That Ending Could Have Surprised Anyone After I Spent The Entire Chapter Telling You What Was Going To Happen, Now If You’re Still Confused By The Previous Tag‚ Read The First Letter Of Each Paragraph In The Chapter, Paige Banners, Peyton Favors, Price, Qwerty, Roald Nilsen, Robert Parson, Sierra Nevada, Summus Proelium, Wren Donovan	Heretical Edge

Fri 2024.06.21

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Learning Lessons 31-06 (Summus Proelium)	"Shouldn’t We Ask Pittman What He Thinks About All This?" - Absolutely No One In Or Out Of The Story Anywhere Ever, Cassidy Evans, Cuddle Corps Oak, Eleanor Murphy, Fred Donovan, Hey Now Sierra You Better Share Those Jelly Beans‚ Or You’ll End Up With The Entire Cuddle Corps‚ Wren‚ and Qwerty Giving You Sad Puppy Eyes All Night Long, I Know Sad Puppy Eyes Might Not Seem That Bad‚ But Qwerty’s Power Would Absolutely See It As A Project And Help Them Do It Even More Effectively, Paige Banners, Peyton Favors, Price, Qwerty, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, Summus Proelium, Wren Donovan	Heretical Edge

Mon 2024.06.17

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Learning Lessons 31-05 (Summus Proelium)	Cassidy Evans, Cuddle Corps Oak, Dude I Need A Plushie Of A Snowboard-Riding Penguin In A Lab Coat With Goggles Immediately, Eleanor Murphy, Fred Donovan, Is That All? They Just Want To Remove Someone’s Powers Entirely‚ And Here I Thought It Would Be Something Impressive., Man All Of You Who Thought The Vials Would GIVE Powers Were On The Right Track But Going The Wrong Direction, Now Hang On Speaking Of Wrong Direction Have We Considered What Would Happen If They Drank The Vials In Reverse Order!? That’s Clearly The Getting Powers Method, Paige Banners, Peyton Favors, Qwerty, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, Summus Proelium, Wren Donovan	Heretical Edge
Learning Lessons 31-04 (Summus Proelium)	Cassidy Evans, For Anyone Wondering Mandy Actually Did Appear Before Waaaaaaaay Back In 10-04. She Had A Name And A Tag And Everything!, I Guarantee Nobody Saw That Ending Coming, Mandy Delane, Paige Banners, Saw It Coming? I Think It’s Pretty Decent Odds Most People Forgot About The Vials Entirely!, Sierra Nevada, Summus Proelium	Heretical Edge

Fri 2024.06.07

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Learning Lessons 31-03 (Summus Proelium)	Arleigh Fosters, Cassidy Evans, Come On Arleigh‚ I’d Feel More Sympathy For Your Family Situation If You’d Stop Freaking GRABBING People Without Permission All The Time, Cuddle Corps Oak, Imagine The Pristinely Dressed Ministry Types Meticulously Trying To Misspell Their Graffiti Just Right And Arguing Over Which Slang Words The Youth Are Using, San Francisco Cavers, Summus Proelium, Tomas Jackson	Heretical Edge

Mon 2024.06.03

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Learning Lessons 31-02 (Summus Proelium)	Ah Good Now We Know What The Arc Title Is About And It Won’t End Up Having Any Other Meaning, Cassidy Evans, Cuddle Corps Ash, Cuddle Corps Aspen, Cuddle Corps Cherry, Cuddle Corps Maple, Cuddle Corps Oak, Cuddle Corps Willow, Oh Sure When It’s The Evil Murderous Supervillain The Fourth Wall Falls Right Over But When Paige Is Handing Out Adorable Plushies It’s Solid As A Rock?, Paige Banners, Summus Proelium	Heretical Edge

Wed 2024.05.29

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Interlude 30D – Casura (Summus Proelium)	Anchovy, Box, Casura, Don’t You All Worry‚ I’ll Be Back Soon Enough To Find Some Fun Things To Do With The Kid And Their Friends. XOXOXO - C, Fork, Label, P.S. Seeing That Look On Their Faces Is One Of The Best Parts So Don’t Any Of You Go Spoiling The Surprise, Plate, Slipper, Stogie, Summus Proelium, Tractor, Trove, Uhhhhh What The Fuck Was That?	Heretical Edge

Fri 2024.05.24

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Learning Lessons 31-01 (Summus Proelium)	Cassidy Evans, Cuddle Corps Ash, Cuddle Corps Aspen, Cuddle Corps Cherry, Cuddle Corps Maple, Cuddle Corps Oak, Cuddle Corps Willow, Eleanor Murphy, Fred Donovan, If The Entire World Could Just Stop Everything For Five Minutes So Cassidy Can Catch Their Breath‚ That’d Be Great, Just Imagine The Private Conversation Sierra And Paige Are Having About Whether Killing Pittman Before Anything Else Happens Is Worth The Others Being Upset, Paige Banners, Peyton Favors, Qwerty, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, Summus Proelium, Wren Donovan	Heretical Edge

Mon 2024.05.20

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Patreon Snippets 35 (Part Two) (Summus Proelium)	Cassidy Evans, Cuddle Corps Ash, Cuddle Corps Aspen, Cuddle Corps Cherry, Cuddle Corps Maple, Cuddle Corps Oak, Cuddle Corps Willow, Elena Evans, Greg Osteron, How Funny Would It Have Been If Fred Of All People Was The One To Notice The Cuddles Moving?, I Mean He Very Well Could Have And Just Dismissed It As A Wren Thing, Poor Simon Just Had Most Of That NonCanon Where Cassidy Was Shot And Killed Trying To Escape That Place Flash Through His Head During Her Story, Simon Evans, Summus Proelium, Well If You Count Gregor And Gregory‚ This Is The Fourth Canonical Character Named Greg In This Story‚ Go Nuts Conspiracy Theorists	Heretical Edge

Wed 2024.05.15

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Patreon Snippets 35 (Part One) (Summus Proelium)	Dani Kalvers, Imagine How Much I Amused Myself By Constantly Having The Ministry Communicate With Yellowbrick Through Their Phones, I’m Starting To Think Sterling And Elena Delayed Telling Cassidy The Truth Because They’re Terrified Of What Their Kid And Yellowbrick Will Get Up To Together, Polly Wallace, Simon Evans, Sorry Dani‚ While You Are Certainly Crushworthy‚ In This Case Polly Is Just Awkwardly Trying To Make Friends, Summus Proelium, The Above Tag Might Stop The Conspiracy Theorists From Going On About Polly’s True Identity Or Intentions‚ Or Embolden Them, Yellowbrick	Heretical Edge

Fri 2024.05.10

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Interlude 30C – Carousel (Summus Proelium)	Carousel, Honestly Selling A Thing You Found In The Trash For Twenty Bucks Is A Pretty Big Win, It May Be Unclear But The Mask ’Waiting For Jae’ Wasn’t Literal‚ He Was Just Waiting For Someone LIKE Her, Jae Baek, Okay‚ The Image Of The Orb Frantically Shaking Back And Forth To Get The Mask Off Is Kind Of Adorable, Summus Proelium, The Truth Is I Made Carousel’s Dog Friend Be Female Specifically To Head Off Any Speculation That She Might Be The Very Bad Boy Dog Shovel	Heretical Edge

Mon 2024.05.06

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Interlude 30B – Jae (Summus Proelium)	Alexandra Chambers, Carousel, Facsimile, Grandstand, I Mean Jae Did Literally Say In Interlude 25B When Lexi Asked Why She Wasn’t Rhyming‚ "I’m Not Carousel" So You Can’t Say You Weren’t Told, Jae Baek, Setrea Keve, Summus Proelium, There’s One Person Out There Who Guessed The Mask Was A Separate Character Aaaalll The Way Back In The First Minority Chapter And They Get Eight Million Points, Well That’s A Fun Bit Of A Twist‚ That’s So Easy To Have Missed‚ Touched Objects Seem to Exist‚ And This One Lends An Assist, Yeet, Zedekiah Chambers	Heretical Edge

Wed 2024.05.01

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Interlude 30A – The Cuddle Corps (Summus Proelium)	Are Those Breakwater People Just Deathly Allergic To ASKING For Help Or Something?, Cuddle Commander, Cuddle Corps Ash, Cuddle Corps Aspen, Cuddle Corps Cherry, Cuddle Corps Maple, Cuddle Corps Oak, Cuddle Corps Willow, See What Happens When You Get Known For Doing Something Well‚ Wren?, Summus Proelium, Well Cassidy The Good News Is Breakwater Doesn’t Know You Have Pittman‚ But The Bad News Is They Coincidentally Want To Kidnap Wren Anyway, What The Hell Are They Putting In Those Tacos To Attract So Many Break-Ins?	Heretical Edge

Fri 2024.04.26

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Solution 30-17 (Summus Proelium)	And Now I Want Tacos, But Not As Much As I Want To See Paintball And Willow Sailing Across The Rooftops On Their Boards, Cassidy Evans, Cuddle Corps Ash, Cuddle Corps Aspen, Cuddle Corps Cherry, Cuddle Corps Maple, Cuddle Corps Oak, Cuddle Corps Willow, Fred Donovan, Okay So Apparently These Guys Put Every Extra Character Point They Could Into The Being Dramatic Skill, Paige Banners, Peyton Favors, Qwerty, Sierra Nevada, Summus Proelium, Wren Donovan	Heretical Edge

Mon 2024.04.22

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Solution 30-16 (Summus Proelium)	Alloy, Cassidy Evans, Cuddle Corps Aspen, Eits, Fred Donovan, Imagine If That Was The End Of The Arc-- Hey Hey Hey I Said IMAGINE I Swear It’s Not!, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Poise, Ryder Towling, Sierra Nevada, Style, Summus Proelium, This Is The Part Where Cassidy Just Nopes Out Of The Entire Story, Wren Donovan, You Know I’m Starting To Think Cassidy Isn’t Just Going To Get Over This Memory Erasing Thing	Heretical Edge

Wed 2024.04.17

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Solution 30-15 (Summus Proelium)	Alloy, Cassidy Evans, Christiana Is Somewhat Curious About Why She Reflexively Felt Protective Of Paintball, I Mean Cassidy Won’t Be Happy About Erasing Memories Either Way‚ But If Eits Is Included In That They Might Just Go Straight To All-Out War, Ohhh It Was About THAT Sort Of Solution, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Plan Z, Poise, Ryder Towling, Summus Proelium	Heretical Edge
Solution 30-14 (Summus Proelium)	A Forty-Three Person Average Classroom Size? I’m Surprised The TEACHERS At That Public School Haven’t Burned This One Down, Alloy, Cassidy Evans, Eits, Oh Yeah Never Mind That Shadow Cassidy I’m Sure It’s Definitely Nothing And Certainly Not Your Family’s Favorite Assassin Doing Her Job, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Plan Z, Ryder Towling, Several Readers Just Started Shouting At Cassidy To Be More Specific About When Exactly They Saw The Shadow And How Much It Could Have Overheard, Summus Proelium	Heretical Edge

Mon 2024.04.08

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Solution 30-13 (Summus Proelium)	Alloy, Cassidy Evans, Don’t Worry Cassidy‚ If Plan A Doesn’t Work I’m Sure The Ministry Will Be Willing To Go With One... At The Other End Of The Alphabet, I Kinda Hope They Do Try To Invade The Shop‚ It’d Be Hilarious, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Poise, Sierra Nevada, Style, Summus Proelium, Well I Would Hope You’d Be Doing Finals By Now‚ It’s Already June How Late Does Your School Year Go?	Heretical Edge

Wed 2024.04.03

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Solution 30-12 (Summus Proelium)	Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Damn It Eits The Audience Wanted To See More Of You But Probably Not Like This, Eleanor Murphy, Fisher, God Damn It The Title Of The Arc Is Solution Not More Problems!, Hobbes, Oh I Guess There Was A Downside To Breaking Into Cup’s Lab using Pittman’s Entrance Codes After All, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Poise, Roald Nilsen, Ryder Towling, Sierra Nevada, Style, Summus Proelium, Wren Donovan	Heretical Edge

Fri 2024.03.29

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Solution 30-11 (Summus Proelium)	Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Eleanor Murphy, Hobbes, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Poise, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, Style, Summus Proelium, Wait That Can’t Be Right Where’s The Six Other Labs They Had To Check First Before Finding This Evidence?, Well I’m Sure It’s All Fine How Dangerous Could A Super-Charged Homicidal Tech-Touched With Zero Moral Boundaries Be?	Heretical Edge

Mon 2024.03.25

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Solution 30-10 (Summus Proelium)	Alloy, Big Top, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Eleanor Murphy, Forget The Amanda Plot God Damn It‚ What The Hell Are The Cuddle Corps Doing With That Phone‚ Ordering A Pizza?!, Fred Donovan, Hobbes, Imagine Being One Of Those Cops Who Goes Home To Tell Your Family You Almost Got Killed Protecting CUP From Cuelebre, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Poise, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, Style, Summus Proelium, The Real Question Is How Are They Moving Around Without Being Caught On The Security Cameras That Paige JUST NOTED She’s Been Watching	Heretical Edge

Fri 2024.03.15

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Solution 30-08 (Summus Proelium)	Alloy, Caishen, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Coverfire, Cuelebre, Flurry, Fragile, Hobbes, Is It Just Me Or Does Cuelebre Have A Thing For Recruiting Touched Who Are In Some Way Immune To Being Attacked Or Hurt?, Linesight, Luz Mala, Nasty, Paintball, Poise, Raindrop, Silbon, Stick, Style, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That-A-Way, Thugdumb, Wait Till This All Turns Out To Be A Huge Misunderstanding And An Extremely Confused Cuelebre Just Wanted To Buy A Special Pair Of Shoes His Size In That Store, Wobble, Yahui	Heretical Edge

Mon 2024.03.11

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Solution 30-07 (Summus Proelium)	Cassidy Evans, Cuddle Corps Oak, Eleanor Murphy, Fred Donovan, I’m Honestly Not Sure If It’s More Impressive That The Cuddle Corps Made It Into The Shop Somehow‚ Or That They Made It All The Way From Ohio To Detroit, Paige Banners, Peyton Favors, Qwerty, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, Summus Proelium, Well You Certainly Have Fantastic Timing‚ Cuelebre. Imagine If They Found All This Out And Then Immediately Heard That Amanda Had Been Killed., Wren Donovan	Heretical Edge

Wed 2024.03.06

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Solution 30-06 (Summus Proelium)	Cassidy Evans, Creating An International Incident That Could Break The Entire Multi-Nation Alliance Holding Society Together Should Wait Until At Least Six Months Into The Job, Cuddle Corps Ash, Cuddle Corps Aspen, Cuddle Corps Cherry, Cuddle Corps Maple, Cuddle Corps Oak, Cuddle Corps Willow, Cute Cuddle Corps Collective Collects Curious Concerned Contemplation - Courtesy Chronicle Consumer Crafting Cool Communications (i.e. Written By Early Reader), Paige Banners, Peyton Favors, Qwerty, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, So How Many Of You Frantically Scanned Back Up Immediately To Check How Much Information They Just Gave Away?, Summus Proelium, Wren Donovan	Heretical Edge

Fri 2024.03.01

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Solution 30-05 (Summus Proelium)	Assorted Inarticulate Screaming Noises, Benjamin Pittman, Cassidy Evans, I Guess That Raises A Few Questions‚ Huh?, Paige Banners, Peyton Favors, Raises A Few Questions?! You Get Back Here And Answer A Few Of Them‚ Asshole!, Sierra Nevada, Summus Proelium, You Were All Waiting For The Shoe To Drop‚ But I Bet You Didn’t Expect That Particular BRAND Of Sneaker To Come Flying In And Smack You In The Face!	Heretical Edge

Mon 2024.02.26

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Solution 30-04 (Summus Proelium)	Benjamin Pittman, Cassidy Evans, Eleanor Murphy, Fred Donovan, I’m Pretty Sure A Tech Touched THINKING Is About The Same Level Of Implied Threat As A Brawn-Touched Flexing Or A Bang-Touched’s Hand Glowing, Oh Dear I Seem To Have Broken The Tension Dial And Now It Just Keeps Spinning Around And Around, Paige Banners, Peyton Favors, Qwerty, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, Summus Proelium, Wren Donovan	Heretical Edge
Patreon Snippets 34 (Part Two) (Summus Proelium)	Bees. My God., Can You Believe I Already Used The Above Joke Tag For The Other Story A LONG Time Ago?, Cuddle Corps Ash, Cuddle Corps Aspen, Cuddle Corps Cherry, Cuddle Corps Maple, Cuddle Corps Oak, Cuddle Corps Willow, Flag On The Play Those Were Hornets! I Will Not Stand For This Slander Against Bees!, Granted But This Way We Get To Get Peoples’ Ire Up With The First Two Tags And See If They Keep Reading Before Correcting Us, I Mean Can You Blame Everyone For Wanting To Hug The Cuddle Corps?, Libelula, Maybe Not For Wanting To But I Absolutely Can Blame Them For Doing It Without Permission‚ Jerks, Summus Proelium	Heretical Edge

Wed 2024.02.07

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Patreon Snippets 34 (Part One) (Summus Proelium)	Christiana Diaz, Cuelebre Wouldn’t Mind Doing Harm To Paintball In The Course Of A Real Fight‚ But He Does Have SOME Standards Damn It, Cuélebre, Danilo Taca, Drive, Edward Mawers, Edward Should Just Be Glad Plan Z Wasn’t Told To Deal With Him In Her Usual Way, Ehhh Are You Sure He Wouldn’t Choose That Over Being An Assistant Mailboy In Alabama?, Elena Evans, Every Apology To Readers In Alabama And Itְ’s Your Choice What Exactly I’m Apologizing For, Joel Weiss, Paintball, Samara Vargas, Sorry Joel There’s Not Enough Bubblewrap In The World For The Stuff Paintball Deals With, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, Uh Oh‚ Cassidy's Spatial Sense Has Now Expanded To The Point That Instant Or Super Rapid Transport They Don’t Control Results In What Happened With Drive	Heretical Edge

Fri 2024.02.02

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Solution 30-01 (Summus Proelium)	Best Part Of That? The Police Car Dash Camera Caught The Entire Sequence, Cassidy Evans, In A Story That Is Not Short Of Such Examples‚ That Alley Sequence Might Be The Single Most Spider-Man Bit Paintball Has Ever Done, Paige Banners, Paintball, Summus Proelium, That Was Really Smooth And Professional Right Up Until Cassidy Realized What They’d Just Pulled Off	Heretical Edge

Mon 2024.01.29

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Interlude 29C – Austen (Summus Proelium)	Austen Deleon, Boy I Sure Can’t Think Of Anyone Within Austen’s Life Whom The ˆHas A Hard Time Being Out In Public Because Of How Different They Look’ Would Apply To, Is It Too Much To Hope That Pencil’s Power Gets Recycled Into Someone Who Wants To Actually Heal People?, Okay At This Point Skip You’re Just Showing Off, Skip, Summus Proelium	Heretical Edge

Wed 2024.01.24

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Interlude 29B – Lightning Bug (Summus Proelium)	Cinnamon, Hana Quinlan, I Know I’ve Already Wanted A Lot Of The Touched-Tech In This Story‚ But That Instant Drying Arch Is Definitely Going High Up On The List, Kenobee, Lightning Bug, Natsuki Quinlan, Snugglebug, So Much Sweetness In These Chapters‚ Clearly Something Is About To Explode Next Arc, Summus Proelium, Would This Be A Good Time To Mention That Bug And Wren Have Found The Pretty Red And Blue Moth That Will Become Fuzzbutt From The LB Versus Joyride Noncanon?, Wren Donovan	Heretical Edge

Fri 2024.01.19

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Interlude 29A – Rubi (Summus Proelium)	Cinnamon, Eleanor Murphy, Emilee Nilsen, Hey Look After All This Time Caishen Finally Gets Her Actual Name Stated Outloud Instead Of Only Being Seen In The Tags Of A Single Chapter Back In 16-04, If Emilee Was That Impressed By The Size Of The Garage Are We Sure She Didn’t Meet All Her Neighbors Simply By Speaking In A Conversational Tone In Her Room?, Kenobee, Lightning Bug, Natsuki Quinlan, Roald Nilsen, Rubi Nilsen, Snugglebug, Summus Proelium	Heretical Edge

Mon 2024.01.15

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Acceptance 29-20 (Summus Proelium)	Aikawa Inari, Are We Sure Part Of Arleigh’s Superpowers Don’t Include Incredibly Tough Shins AND A Thick Skull?, Arleigh Fosters, Cassidy Evans, Don’t Worry‚ I’m Sure Maki Is Just Trying To Narrow Down Their Best Choices For A Doubles Partner In Tennis, Kent Jackson, Mills Jackson, Ryder Towling, Summus Proelium, Tomas Jackson	Heretical Edge

Wed 2024.01.10

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Acceptance 29-19 (Summus Proelium)	Aikawa Inari, Are You Really REALLY Sure You Can’t Get Away With Punching Her? Cuz It Might Be Worth It, Arleigh Fosters, Cassidy Evans, Don’t Worry Cass‚ If Kent Stole Your Memories Paige And Sierra Would Convince Him To Give Them Back… Which Would Probably Blow Up Everything So Maybe Do Worry, Hey Technical Foul Since When Is Amanda Allowed To Think Things Through This Well And Have Actual Plans?, Kent Jackson, Mills Jackson, Ryder Towling, Summus Proelium, Tomas Jackson	Heretical Edge

Fri 2023.12.08

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Acceptance 29-13 (Summus Proelium)	Actually Cass I’m Pretty Sure People Will Have Gotten Popcorn Long Before That Moment, Cassidy Evans, Hello Police I’d Like To Report A Murder Cuz Pencil’s Reputation Was Just SLAUGHTERED, Nick Sanvers, Paintball, Pencil, Summus Proelium	Heretical Edge

Mon 2023.12.04

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Acceptance 29-12 (Summus Proelium)	Cassidy Evans, Cue All The Gangs AND Heroes Freaking Out About How Paintball Was Holding Back The Whole Time By Not Using A Gun, It’s Even December So It’s Topical!, I’m Disappointed In Paintball For Not Referencing Die Hard With A Hearty Ho Ho Ho, Nick Sanvers, Paintball, Pencil, Summus Proelium, You Know What‚ I Don’t Think This Is Going According To Plan	Heretical Edge

Wed 2023.11.29

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Acceptance 29-11 (Summus Proelium)	Ah Yeah They Definitely Allowed The Entire City To Fall Into Warzone Chaos And Left Half The Leadership Out Of Commission Because They Weren’t Motivated Enough, Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Carousel, Cassidy Evans, Fork, Fragile, Hobbes, Nick Sanvers, Paintball, Pencil, Poise, Qwerty, Raindrop, Style, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That-A-Way, Uh Pencil‚ Given Paintball’s Track Record Do You Really Think He’s The One Locked In There With You And Not The Other Way Around?, Well To Be Fair It Could Be Worse‚ Imagine How Fucked He’d Be If He’d Grabbed Fragile, Wobble	Heretical Edge

Fri 2023.11.24

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Acceptance 29-10 (Summus Proelium)	Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Carousel, Cassidy Evans, Fork, Fragile, Genuinely Hard To Tell If Cassidy Is Far Too Paranoid Or Not Nearly Paranoid Enough, Hobbes, Imagine Being Simon And Getting The Message That Paintball Is On His Way To Stop Your Family Members From Being Murdered By The Scions AGAIN, Paintball, Poise, Qwerty, Raindrop, Style, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That-A-Way, Wobble	Heretical Edge

Mon 2023.11.20

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Acceptance 29-09 (Summus Proelium)	Alloy, Cassidy Evans, Fork, Genuinely A Bit Surprised That No One I Saw Called This As A Potential Result, I Mean The Odds Of Pencil Randomly Ending Up There At All‚ Let Alone With Some Of His People‚ Are Lower Than The Odds Of Cassidy And Arleigh Dating, Know What‚ You’re Right‚ The Odds Of Pencil Randomly Ending Up There ARE Pretty Low, Now Would Be A Good Time To Figure Out A Paint Combination That Allows Teleportation, Paintball, Qwerty, Summus Proelium	Heretical Edge

Wed 2023.11.15

Content	Tags	Group
Acceptance 29-08 (Summus Proelium)	Alloy, Big Top, Boy It’s Been AWHILE Since There Were This Many Characters Present In One Scene, Bunglebotch, Caishen, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Can You Imagine The Shape Detroit Is In Right Now For These People To Let The Rest Of Whamline’s Team Participate In This At All Let Alone Amber Herself?, Carousel, Cassidy Evans, Echo, Fragile, Fred Donovan, Fred Had To Catch Wren By The Waist To Stop Her From Diving Out Of The Van To Start Blurting Questions About The Teleport Tech And Its Forcefield Interaction, Gloam, Hallowed, Hobbes, Kriegspiel, Lexeme, Linesight, Lucent, Paintball, Patchwork, Poise, Qwerty, Raindrop, RePete, Rubi Nilsen, Skin-Head, Skip, Stick, Style, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, Tallyman Four, That-A-Way, Trevithick, Turf, Versed, Well This Is Clearly All Going To Go Completely According To Plan With No Drama‚ Hardly Worth Even Covering Really, Wobble	Heretical Edge