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Mon 2024.05.20

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Patreon Snippets 35 (Part Two) (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Cuddle Corps Ash, Cuddle Corps Aspen, Cuddle Corps Cherry, Cuddle Corps Maple, Cuddle Corps Oak, Cuddle Corps Willow, Elena Evans, Greg Osteron, How Funny Would It Have Been If Fred Of All People Was The One To Notice The Cuddles Moving?, I Mean He Very Well Could Have And Just Dismissed It As A Wren Thing, Poor Simon Just Had Most Of That NonCanon Where Cassidy Was Shot And Killed Trying To Escape That Place Flash Through His Head During Her Story, Simon Evans, Summus Proelium, Well If You Count Gregor And Gregory‚ This Is The Fourth Canonical Character Named Greg In This Story‚ Go Nuts Conspiracy Theorists Heretical Edge

Wed 2024.05.15

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Patreon Snippets 35 (Part One) (Summus Proelium) Dani Kalvers, Imagine How Much I Amused Myself By Constantly Having The Ministry Communicate With Yellowbrick Through Their Phones, I’m Starting To Think Sterling And Elena Delayed Telling Cassidy The Truth Because They’re Terrified Of What Their Kid And Yellowbrick Will Get Up To Together, Polly Wallace, Simon Evans, Sorry Dani‚ While You Are Certainly Crushworthy‚ In This Case Polly Is Just Awkwardly Trying To Make Friends, Summus Proelium, The Above Tag Might Stop The Conspiracy Theorists From Going On About Polly’s True Identity Or Intentions‚ Or Embolden Them, Yellowbrick Heretical Edge

Fri 2023.10.27

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Acceptance 29-04 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Izzy Evans, I’d Say Cassidy Has A Lot On Her Plate But She’s More Like One Of Those Waiters Carrying Four Different Trays FULL Of Plates, Simon Evans, Summus Proelium, Was Anyone Else Expecting Half The Hospital To Blow Up Or Something Before The End? Heretical Edge

Fri 2023.09.29

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Patreon Snippets 32 (Part Two) (Summus Proelium) Broadway, Gregory Pollom, I Wasn’t Expecting Sierra And Broadway To Bond Over Wanting To Create An Armed Mob To Hunt Pencil Down And String Him Up But Here We Are, Izzy Evans, KD Rafferty, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Sierra Nevada, Simon Evans, Squire, Summus Proelium, You Know I’m Starting To Think Simon Doesn’t React Well To His Siblings Being Threatened Or Hurt Heretical Edge

Mon 2023.05.08

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Patreon Snippets 30B (Summus Proelium) Don’t Worry Lion‚ I’m Sure Wren Doesn’t Have Anything Else Going On Right Now To Distract Her, Echo, Flea, Haley Torres, I Mean At Least Simon Gets Points For Being Actively Aware That He’s Not The Right Person To Take Over The Ministry, Irelyn Banners, Lion, Sierra Nevada, Simon Evans, Summus Proelium, The Current Minority Members Can Thank Echo For Being One Of The Major Reasons Why They Now Get Paid So Well And Have Such Good Benefits Heretical Edge

Fri 2023.03.17

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Center Of Attention 26-17 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Elena Evans, I Mean At Least Sterling Is Imagining Himself As The Hero In The Fight Between Indiana Jones And The Nazis, Izzy Evans, Sadly Someone Imagining That They’re The Hero In That Fight Doesn’t Automatically Mean Casting Themselves As Indiana Jones These Days, Simon Evans, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, Whatever‚ Let’s Just Imagine Pittman Melting Like Those Guys At The End Of The Movie Heretical Edge

Mon 2023.03.13

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Center Of Attention 26-16 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Hey Guys This Might Be Premature Judgment But I Think This Pittman Guy Might Be A Bit Of A Jerk, Izzy Does Not Have The Best Luck With Parental Figures‚ Especially When They Interact With The Pittman Family, Izzy Evans, Paige Banners, Paintball, Poise, Simon Evans, Summus Proelium, Walt McKenneth Heretical Edge

Fri 2023.01.06

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Center Of Attention 26-02 (Summus Proelium) Ahhh To Be A Fly On A Nearby Tree When Pittman Realizes Paintball Hung Up On Him At Some Unknown Point While He Was Ranting, Cassidy Evans, Dude Technically Pittman Doesn’t Even Know You’re Paintball‚ Just That You Happen To Be Someone Helping Paige, Eleanor Murphy, Elena Evans, Fred Donovan, Hey Look It’s The Chef Lady From The Civ Touched Chapter! Everybody Wave!, I Mean They Could Wave More Easily If She Actually Physically Appeared But Can You Blame Her For Not Wanting To Get Anywhere Near The Evans’ Shit?, Izzy Evans, Just A Second Is The Cliffhanger Allowed To Be A Good Thing?, Paige Banners, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, Simon Evans, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, Tumaini, Wren Donovan Heretical Edge

Wed 2022.12.14

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Exhibition 25-10 (Summus Proelium) *Looks At The Tagged Names* Hey Something’s Different Here, Cassidy Evans, Elena Evans, Izzy Evans, Oh Boy If Sterling And Elena Thought It Was A Long Day Already BEFORE The News About Breakwater Comes Out, Simon Evans, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, This May Not Be A Fantasy Story But Izzy And Cassidy Do Make Pretty Good Trolls Heretical Edge

Wed 2022.03.09

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Dig In 22-07 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Elena Evans, For Fuck’s Sake Elena And Sterling Would You Two Stop Being So Damn Likable And Start Twirling Mustaches And Monologuing About World Domination Already?, Izzy Amor, Simon Evans, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, There’s Plenty Of Water Around Detroit For You To Use‚ Izzy There Was No Need To Pull Everyone’s Tears Out Of Their Eyes Heretical Edge

Wed 2021.12.15

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Equal And Opposite 21-02 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Cassidy Evans, Dani Kalvers, Eleanor Murphy, Emilee Nilsen, I Googled McGruff To Ensure He’s Still Relevant And The Good News Is He Is Still Very Recognized. The Bad News Is I Saw When He Was Created And Now Feel Ancient, Kathleen Murphy, Paintball, Roald Nilsen, Rubi Nilsen, Ryder Towling, Simon Evans, Summus Proelium, That Dull Thunder Everyone In Detroit Keeps Hearing Throughout This Chapter Is The Audience Shouting At Cassidy To Just Tell Her Friends The Truth Already, Vincent Murphy Heretical Edge

Wed 2021.11.03

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Kith And Kin 20-07 (Summus Proelium) Aikawa Inari, Cassidy Evans, Cassidy Should Have Punched Simon In The Gut‚ Called Him A Jerk And Said He Knows What He Did. Being A Big Brother There’s A Solid Chance He’s Done Something To Deserve It, Elena Evans, I Will Spare You Guys Trying To Track The Name Maki And Their Real Name Through Different Tags And Just Use The One They Were Already Tagged Under, Izzy Amor, Points To Everyone Who Put Either Aspect Of Ice Cream Person’s Identity Together Before They Were Said, Simon Evans, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, Thanks For All The Upgrades To Your Editor‚ Wordpress. I Especially Like How You Keep Making Me Find Progessively More Workarounds To Make These Tags Work, Your Highlight To Create A Link Button Constantly Failing To Actually Turn The Entire Selection Into A Link And Just Affecting A Couple Letters Is Peachy Too, Zounds‚ They Came To Read A Fun And Dramatic Superhero Story Not Listen To You Bitch About The Updated Editor! Quick Say Something Amusing Heretical Edge

Fri 2021.10.15

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Kith And Kin 20-03 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Eleanor Murphy, Honestly Winning A Fight By Grossing Him Out Is Probably Cassidy's Go-To In Sibling Wrestling Matches, Luciano Munoz, Simon Evans, Simon Might Be A Bit Suspicious And Confused If Cassidy Decks Him The Next Time She Sees Him‚ But Boy Is It Tempting, Squire, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Mon 2021.10.11

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Kith And Kin 20-02 (Summus Proelium) Boosted Strength And Speed Or Not‚ Murphy Taking Down Two Grown And Armed Men In A Couple Seconds On Her First Field Mission Is Pretty Impressive, Cassidy Evans, Eleanor Murphy, Everyone Sing The Secret Tunnel Song Again!, Imagine Simon's Reaction If Cassidy Just Turns Around And Starts Demanding To Know What He Brought Her From Their Trip, Luciano Munoz, Paintball, Simon Evans, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Wed 2021.08.11

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Interlude 18B – Eits and Simon (Summus Proelium) Bonus Points If You Remembered That Pencil And Cup Were Looking For Someone Who Was Adopted From Way Back In Interlude 11B, Eits, Extra Bonus Points Is You Remembered That The Reason They Were Looking For Someone Who Was Adopted Is To Open A DNA Locked Box They Stole, I'm Not Sure Which Was A Better Hint About Errol Being Adopted‚ The Fact That He Looks Nothing Like His Family Or That Their Last Name Is Literally Fosters, Ryder Towling, Simon Evans, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Fri 2021.03.05

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Building Connections 16-07 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Dexter Byrne, Elena Evans, If Nothing Else‚ Shish Kebabing The Boss Might Be A Convenient Way Of Giving Yourself A Promotion, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Simon Evans, Skycraper Plushy Collectibles? I Have So Many Questions., Skyscraper Plushy Collectibles? I Have So Many Questions., Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Wed 2021.02.24

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Building Connections 16-05 (Summus Proelium) After All That It Turns Out Cassidy's Plan Is Boring, Cassidy Evans, Elena Evans, Hey Now‚ That Idea Is Groundbreaking, I Sure Hope The Plan Doesn't End Up Giving Them The Shaft, Izzy Amor, Need Help Digging? I Hear That Reporter Guy Likes A Good Scoop, Okay But Is It The Hole Plan?, Pack, Paintball, She Claims It's Her Plan But I Think It Might Actually Be Mine, Simon Evans, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, That-A-Way Heretical Edge

Fri 2020.12.11

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Trust 15-03 (Summus Proelium) At Least The Kids On That Field Trip That Cassidy Accidentally Summoned A Security SWAT Team To Had An Exciting Day?, Cassidy Evans, Elena Evans, I Definitely Would Not Have Handled This As Well As Izzy Is At Her Age. I Could Barely Handle My Favorite Shows Changing Time Slots For Fucks Sake., Izzy Amor, Simon Evans, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, Well I'm Sure Simon Being Sent To Meet People With A Japanese Name Right After His Dad Was Having A Late-Night Japanese Call Is Entirely Coincidental. Heretical Edge

Mon 2020.10.12

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Project Owl 14-01 and Patreon Snippets 17B (Summus Proelium) Amber O'Connell, Cassidy Evans, Elena Evans, Izzy Amor, Jae Baek, Jania Estrada, No San‚ Paige Isn't Princess Peach. With Peach‚ It Was Your Princess In Another Castle. With Paige‚ It's Your Answers Are In Another Chapter., Paige Banners, San Francisco Cavers, Simon Evans, Summus Proelium, Tomas Jackson, With Cassidy's Luck‚ Jania Is Probably Secretly A Former Third-World Dictator On The Run From Interpol. Heretical Edge

Wed 2020.09.23

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New Deals 13-10 (Summus Proelium) Alexandra Chambers, Cassidy Evans, Cassidy Is Very Suspicious That These Well-Connected And Important People From A Place As Big As LA Might Work For Her Parents. They Fit Her Profile., Dude‚ Cassidy's Profile For People Who Could Work For Her Parents Amounts To Has Pulse + Is Not Proven Innocent. And She's Thinking Of Dropping The First One., Elena Evans, I Have Like Thirty-Seven Different Ideas For Joke Tags‚ But They're Spoilers For The Other Story., Izzy Amor, Joselyn Chambers (SP), Judging From Early Responses‚ One Of The Biggest Takeaways Here Is That A Lot Of You Heretical Edge Readers Had No Idea What Lincoln Looked Like., Lincoln Chambers (SP), Simon Evans, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, Zedekiah Chambers Heretical Edge

Wed 2020.07.01

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Pink 12-04 (Summus Proelium) Amber O'Connell, Cassidy Evans, Elena Evans, Forget How Many People In Your Life Are Secretly Supervillains And Start Figuring Out How Many Are SuperHEROES‚ Cassidy., Hah‚ Every Single One Of You Who Bet That Something Would Happen At The Race Lost Money., Izzy Amor, Jae Baek, Jefferson Cartwright, Paige Banners, Simon Evans, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Fri 2020.06.26

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Pink 12-03 and Patreon Snippets 15B (Summus Proelium) Amber O'Connell, Broadway, Cassidy Evans, Dani Kalvers, Izzy Amor, Jae Baek, Just Ask To Borrow Paintball's Private Screaming Room‚ Amber. I'm Sure He'll Share., KD Rafferty, Pack, Peter Movan, Seriously Simon‚ You're Getting Your Butt Kicked In The Best Sibling Department By Someone Cassidy Met Like A Couple Weeks Ago And Isn't Related To., Simon Evans, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, Tuesday, Watching Amber Try To Probe Cassidy About Paige While Neither Of Them Know The Other's Identity Makes This Whole Thing Worth It. Heretical Edge

Wed 2020.06.17

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Pink 12-01 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Izzy Amor, Jefferson Cartwright, Keep Yelling At Cassidy And Izzy To Just Tell Each Other The Truth‚ I'm Sure That Fourth Wall Isn't THAT Soundproof., Simon Evans, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, Yeah Cassidy‚ I CAN'T IMAGINE What Could Possibly Have Made Your Father Want To Be Extra Careful With You Today. It's A Real Enigma Wrapped In Mystery. Heretical Edge

Wed 2020.06.03

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Ready 11-07 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Dr. Roev Has Had A Very Busy Night‚ Considering He Just Came From Eits., Elena Evans, Izzy Amor, People Could Make Two Very Different Guesses About That Symbol And Both Would Be Right., Randall Roev, Simon Evans, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, The Fancy Pants Supervillains Are Clearly Woefully Unequipped To Deal With The Deceitfulness Of One Motivated Teenager Lying To Her Parents. Heretical Edge

Fri 2020.01.10

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Friends and Enemies 8-04 (Summus Proelium) Amber O'Connell, Cassidy Evans, Damarko Myers, Elena Evans, I'm Genuinely Curious How Many People Remember That Amber Has Black Hair As A Civilian And Blonde In Costume Before I Mention It In Any Given Chapter., Izzy Amor, Jae Baek, Lincoln! Get Over Here‚ Between Sterling And Blackjack‚ This Story Needs A Good Father Figure Who Isn't Also A Supervillain., Simon Evans, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, Wait Until Sterling Sees Amber‚ Jae‚ And Damarko Walking Down The Hall And Has A Panicky Moment Of Trying To Remember Who He's Currently Greeting Them As. Heretical Edge

Mon 2019.12.23

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Interlude 7B – Molly and Ryder (Summus Proelium) A Trio Of Walking Talking Assholes Who Deserve No Names, Eits, In A Fight Between Izzy's Mother And Eits' Parents‚ I'm Rooting For Whoever Sets The Arena On Fire., Just Keep Thinking About What To Call Those Things Of Yours‚ Past-Eits. You Mite Come Up With Something Good., Mark Dyers, Molly Travers, Ryder Towling, Simon Evans, Squire, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Wed 2019.11.06

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Showdown 7-02 (Summus Proelium) Amber O'Connell, Cassidy Evans, Damarko Myers, Elena Evans, Izzy Amor, Jae Baek, See Guys‚ This House Isn't That Great. They Don't Even Have Shuttle Service Between The Bedrooms., Simon Evans, Summus Proelium, You Know‚ It's Pretty Bad That Izzy Coming To Live With A Couple Supervillains Is Entirely An Upgrade As Far As Her Home Life Goes. Heretical Edge

Fri 2019.10.18

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Alliances 6-09 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Elena Evans, Fred Donovan, Of Course Her Family Isn't Going To Think 'She Stabbed Herself With A Letter Opener On Purpose To Cover Up Some Other Injury.' They Don't Know How Crazy She Is., Pack, Paintball, Simon Evans, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, Tomas Jackson, Wren Donovan, Yes‚ Cassidy‚ Your Parents Having Agents In The UK Is Clearly A Ludicrous Idea. Dismiss It Entirely From Your Mind And Never Consider It Again. Heretical Edge

Wed 2019.09.25

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Alliances 6-04 (Summus Proelium) Caishen, Cassidy Evans, Elena Evans, Flea, Hey‚ Cassidy‚ At Least You Don't Have To Think About Those Vials For A Little While. Pencil's Such A Helper., Paintball, Pencil, Silversmith, Simon Evans, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, Tomas Jackson, You Don't Lack For Audacity‚ Nick. Sanity‚ Empathy‚ Morality‚ Mercy‚ The Slightest Decency‚ And A Sister Who Doesn't Make Banjos Play‚ Sure. But Not Audacity Heretical Edge

Fri 2019.08.09

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Collectors 5-02 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Lawrence Tate, Note The Lack Of Anyone Named Derrick In These Tags‚ CASSIDY., Paintball, Reynard Aust, Simon Evans, Something Tells Me Not Having Powers Is A Bit Of A Sore Subject For Simon., Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Fri 2019.07.12

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Pursuit 4-05 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Elena Evans, Fred Donovan, I Feel Like At Some Point‚ Fred Should've Started Wondering Why Ashton Was So Desperate To Hide If It Was Just A Simple Bank Heist., Paintball, Simon Evans, So Cassidy's Parents Are Leaving? Wait Til She's Left In The House By Herself With Cops Coming And This All Turns Into A Weird Inverse Remake Of Home Alone., Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, That's Weird‚ Whamline Wasn't Supposed To Appear In This Chapter., Wren Donovan Heretical Edge

Mon 2019.06.24

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Pursuit 4-01 (Summus Proelium) Ashton‚ When Pointing A Gun At A Five-Year-Old Is The SECOND Prepubescent Girl Whose Life You Have Directly Threatened Recently‚ Maybe -You're- The Asshole., Boy Is It Ever A Good Thing That No One In Cassidy's Family Is Telepathic. And Also That Her Mother Believes Her Secrets Revolve Around Boys Or School., Cassidy Evans, Elena Evans, Fred Dillinger, Simon Evans, Summus Proelium, You Know What‚ Simon? High School Can Be A Giant Soul-Crushing Pain In The Ass By Itself‚ So Fuck Your Condescension. Heretical Edge

Fri 2019.05.31

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Legwork 3-03 (Summus Proelium) Amber O'Connell, Cassidy Evans, Cassidy‚ They're Rich In The Sense That They Have Big Houses In Nice Neighborhoods. You're Rich In The Sense That Their Nice Houses Can Fit In Your Garage., Jae Baek, Now You're Lying To Apartment Managers & Breaking Into Their Offices To Root Through Computers. I Don't Think You've Quite Mastered This Superhero Thing‚ Cass., Paintball, Simon Evans, SQUIRREL!, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Wed 2019.04.10

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Becoming 2-04 (Summus Proelium) 3 Points If You Realized Amber Was That-A-Way By Remembering Her Name. 2 Points If You Realized It After Seeing Jae. 1 Point If This Tag Was Your First Clue., Amber O'Connell, Careful Mr. Dorn‚ The Walls Between Realities Aren't That Thick And Gwen Might Hear You Talking About Her Husband Like That., Cassidy Evans, Cassidy's Dad Really Needs To Stop Being So Charming With Her. It's Disconcerting., Derek Dorn, Jae Baek, Simon Evans, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Mon 2019.03.18

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Discovery 1-06 (Summus Proelium) At Least You Survived Your First Real Night Out‚ Cassidy. Next: Actually Winning A Fight Without Running Away., Cassidy Evans, Lastword, Silversmith, Simon Evans, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, This Is Probably Going To Complicate Plan: 'Take The Evidence To Silversmith' A Little Bit., Two-Step Heretical Edge

Wed 2019.03.13

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Discovery 1-05 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Hey‚ 'Discount Power Ranger' Is Totally A Legitimate Superhero Costume., Simon Evans, Summus Proelium, The Fact That Constantly Changing The Color Of Every Part Of Her Costume‚ Including Adding Random Images & Designs‚ Is Part Of Her Power Should Make Fanart Fun, Two-Step Heretical Edge

Fri 2019.03.08

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Discovery 1-04 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Christiana Diaz, Claudio Finn, Cue The Fashion Quick Change Montage., Elena Evans, Ethan Moroe, Is Taking Notes On A Criminal Conspiracy Worse When You Do It In Text Speak?, Jania Estrada, Schools Calling Home About Truant Students Really Hampers Potential Secret Superhero Lifestyles., Simon Evans, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Wed 2019.03.06

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Discovery 1-03 (Summus Proelium) Adrian Perez, Cassidy Evans, Jania Estrada, Jefferson Cartwright, Pink Is Probably The Color That Drives Seosten Out Of Their Ho--I Mean Wait What Story Is This?, Simon Evans, Summus Proelium, This Whole Thing Would Be So Much Easier If Cassidy Was A Rebellious Kid Who Didn't Openly Love Her Family And Adore Her Father. Heretical Edge

Mon 2019.03.04

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Discovery 1-02 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Don't Worry‚ Cassidy‚ You'll Get Plenty Of Chances To Show Simon Your Powers. Even If He Doesn't Know It's You., Elena Evans, Lastword, Simon Evans, Something Tells Me Family Dinners Are Going To Feel Kind Of Awkward From Now On., Summus Proelium, The Mansion Being Built The Same Year Cassidy Was Born Is Clearly Inconsequential And Will Never Come Up Again., Two-Step Heretical Edge

Mon 2019.03.04

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Discovery 1-01 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Good Thing Simon Isn't A Paranoid Obsessive Who Checks The Backseat Of The Car Every Time He Gets In When It's Dark‚ Like Certain People Who Write This Story., I'm Sure The Readers Of This Story Will Remain Totally Mature And Go For Ages Without Turning 'Touched' Into Some Kind Of Dirty Joke., Simon Evans, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge