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Fri 2024.08.02

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Learning Lessons 31-15 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Cuddle Corps Ash, Cuddle Corps Aspen, Cuddle Corps Cherry, Cuddle Corps Maple, Cuddle Corps Oak, Cuddle Corps Willow, Dude You Can Literally Turn Into A Sapient Puddle And Squirt Around On The Ground‚ Of Course You Can Become A Squirrel-Parrot, Eleanor Murphy, Hobbes, Izzy Evans, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Poise, Qwerty, Raindrop, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, So How Many Of You Kept Trying To Scroll The Text To Find Where The Earthshattering Kaboom Cliffhanger Was?, Style, Summus Proelium, That-A-Way, Wren Donovan Heretical Edge

Fri 2024.03.15

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Solution 30-08 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Caishen, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Coverfire, Cuelebre, Flurry, Fragile, Hobbes, Is It Just Me Or Does Cuelebre Have A Thing For Recruiting Touched Who Are In Some Way Immune To Being Attacked Or Hurt?, Linesight, Luz Mala, Nasty, Paintball, Poise, Raindrop, Silbon, Stick, Style, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That-A-Way, Thugdumb, Wait Till This All Turns Out To Be A Huge Misunderstanding And An Extremely Confused Cuelebre Just Wanted To Buy A Special Pair Of Shoes His Size In That Store, Wobble, Yahui Heretical Edge

Wed 2023.11.29

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Acceptance 29-11 (Summus Proelium) Ah Yeah They Definitely Allowed The Entire City To Fall Into Warzone Chaos And Left Half The Leadership Out Of Commission Because They Weren’t Motivated Enough, Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Carousel, Cassidy Evans, Fork, Fragile, Hobbes, Nick Sanvers, Paintball, Pencil, Poise, Qwerty, Raindrop, Style, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That-A-Way, Uh Pencil‚ Given Paintball’s Track Record Do You Really Think He’s The One Locked In There With You And Not The Other Way Around?, Well To Be Fair It Could Be Worse‚ Imagine How Fucked He’d Be If He’d Grabbed Fragile, Wobble Heretical Edge

Fri 2023.11.24

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Acceptance 29-10 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Carousel, Cassidy Evans, Fork, Fragile, Genuinely Hard To Tell If Cassidy Is Far Too Paranoid Or Not Nearly Paranoid Enough, Hobbes, Imagine Being Simon And Getting The Message That Paintball Is On His Way To Stop Your Family Members From Being Murdered By The Scions AGAIN, Paintball, Poise, Qwerty, Raindrop, Style, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That-A-Way, Wobble Heretical Edge

Wed 2023.11.15

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Acceptance 29-08 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Big Top, Boy It’s Been AWHILE Since There Were This Many Characters Present In One Scene, Bunglebotch, Caishen, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Can You Imagine The Shape Detroit Is In Right Now For These People To Let The Rest Of Whamline’s Team Participate In This At All Let Alone Amber Herself?, Carousel, Cassidy Evans, Echo, Fragile, Fred Donovan, Fred Had To Catch Wren By The Waist To Stop Her From Diving Out Of The Van To Start Blurting Questions About The Teleport Tech And Its Forcefield Interaction, Gloam, Hallowed, Hobbes, Kriegspiel, Lexeme, Linesight, Lucent, Paintball, Patchwork, Poise, Qwerty, Raindrop, RePete, Rubi Nilsen, Skin-Head, Skip, Stick, Style, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, Tallyman Four, That-A-Way, Trevithick, Turf, Versed, Well This Is Clearly All Going To Go Completely According To Plan With No Drama‚ Hardly Worth Even Covering Really, Wobble Heretical Edge

Wed 2023.07.12

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Interlude 27C – Murphy (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cavalcade, Eleanor Murphy, First Pencil Is Immune To All Damage And Now They Have A Huge Forcefield Over The Whole Building? What Playground Bullshit Rules Are They Gonna Pull Out Next?!, Hobbes, Peyton Favors, Raindrop, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, Style, Summus Proelium, That-A-Way, Turns Out When Your Power Involves Stopping Time And Doing Repetitive Actions Over And Over You End Up With A Lot Of Extra Minutes To Think Things Through Heretical Edge

Wed 2023.04.19

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Together And Alone 27-03 (Summus Proelium) Amber O'Connell, Cassidy Evans, Eleanor Murphy, Fred Donovan, I Sure Hope They Brought Snacks For This Trip!, Izzy Amor, Note If You’re From The UK Or Any Other Place Where Suspenders Are Straps Holding Stockings Up‚ In The US Suspenders Go Over The Shoulders And Hold Up Pants, Note If You’re From The UK Or Any Other Place Where You Just Started Giggling‚ In The US Pants Are Trousers Not Underwear, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Raindrop, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, Summus Proelium, That-A-Way, Wren Donovan Heretical Edge

Fri 2022.11.25

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Exhibition 25-06 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Banneret, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Carousel, Cassidy Evans, Fogwalker, Fragile, Hobbes, How Do You See Paintball Apply Orange Protection To You And Not At Least Take A Second To Reconsider What You’re About To Do?, Oh For Fucks Sake Cassidy Did You Just Test A Brand New Paint Combination By Allowing A Bunch Of Guys To Shoot You To See What Happened?, Paintball, Poise, Praxis, Raindrop, Style, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That-A-Way, Theory, Whamline, Wobble Heretical Edge

Mon 2022.11.21

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Exhibition 25-05 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Banneret, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Fragile, Good Thing Paige Doesn’t Know About The Combined Paint Yet Or She Might Try To Call A Time Out To Test Some Things, Hobbes, I Wonder Who Would Win Between Fogwalker And Shovel The Scion Dog, Paintball, Poise, Praxis, Raindrop, Style, Summus Proelium, That-A-Way, Theory, To Be Honest I’m A Little Surprised Blackjack Let His Daughter Out Of The House Again This Soon, Whamline, Wobble Heretical Edge

Wed 2022.11.16

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Exhibition 25-04 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Hey Juice Just Feel Lucky Raindrop Didn’t Have A House Handy To Throw At You, Janus, Juice, Mister Harmful, Paige Just Had The Sudden inexplicable Urge To Lock Cassidy In A Room For A Few Hours Of Intense Paint Testing And Isn’t Sure Why, Paintball, Raindrop, Summus Proelium, That-A-Way, Though To Be Fair‚ Paige Often Wants To Lock Cassidy In A Room, Uncle Friendly Heretical Edge

Wed 2022.03.23

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Dig In 22-10 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Cassidy Evans, Eleanor Murphy, Imagine Being The Person Who Has To Tell Sterling And Elena That You Shot Their Daughter, Izzy Amor, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Raige, Raindrop, Roald Nilsen, Summus Proelium, Well That Was A Good Solid Fifteen Seconds Of The Plan Going Smoothly. Heretical Edge

Fri 2022.03.18

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Dig In 22-09 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Cassidy Evans, Eleanor Murphy, Fred Donovan, Imagine Being The Guy So Down On His Luck He’s Trying To Rob A Pet Groomer And Then Getting Caught By A Couple Heroes Who Are Ninety Seven Percent Distracted, Izzy Amor, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Raige, Raige Is Just Surprised (And A Little Disappointed) She’s Not The One Who Made Things Awkward, Raindrop, Roald Nilsen, Summus Proelium, Wren Donovan Heretical Edge

Mon 2022.03.14

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Dig In 22-08 (Summus Proelium) Benjamin Pittman, Cassidy Evans, Izzy Amor, I’m Pretty Sure Paige And Raige Are Just Petty Enough To Hack Official Records And Change His Name To Stankbutt Pittman, Paige Banners, Paintball, Raige, Raindrop, Someone Should Tell Irelyn That The One Thing That Was Able To Convince Raige and Paige To Share Control Of The Body Was Her Being In Danger, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Wed 2022.02.23

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Dig In 22-04 (Summus Proelium) But Is This Tunnel Steve McQueen Approved?, Cassidy Evans, Come On Dude‚ Do You Really Expect Anyone To Get That Reference?, Dunno But There’s Definitely No Cooler Kings Than Anyone Who Does., If Ever There Was A Time To Spontaneously Develop The Power To Stab Someone Through A Phone Connection, Pack, Paintball, Raindrop, Riddles, Scatters, Summus Proelium, That-A-Way, Twinkletoes Heretical Edge

Fri 2022.01.21

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Equal And Opposite 21-10 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Call Him Dad Just To See The Look On His Face You Coward!, Cassidy Evans, Fragile, Paintball, Raindrop, Silversmith, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That-A-Way, The Arc Has To End There Because Cassidy Is Unconscious From All The Rotten Fruit Everyone In The Room Threw At Her For That One, Whamline, Wobble, You Guys Escaped A Dramatic Cliffhanger Only To Be Viciously Backstabbed By A Terrible Pun Heretical Edge

Mon 2022.01.17

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Equal And Opposite 21-09 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Broadway, Cassidy Evans, Fragile, Mars Bar, Pack, Paintball, Raindrop, Richard Mornes, Scatters, Silversmith, Summus Proelium, That-A-Way, Tuesday, Turn Around And Run Away‚ Cassidy‚ They'll Never Suspect Anything That Way!, Whether She Appears As Herself Or As Another Character‚ Pack’s Natural Form Is Always A Troll Heretical Edge

Wed 2022.01.12

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Equal And Opposite 21-08 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Andy Baener, Cassidy Evans, Fragile, I Would Tell Cassidy To At Least Be Glad The Posing As A Boy Thing Means She Won’t Run Into The Same Problem As Izzy With Her Cosplayer. But Rule 63 Exists, Paintball, Raindrop, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That-A-Way, Whamline, Whamline’s Just Jealous Because The Incogniter He Stole From Jolene Iverson’s Body Is Not Nearly That Advanced, Wobble Heretical Edge

Fri 2022.01.07

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Equal And Opposite 21-07 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Bokor, Boulderdash, Brumal, Cassidy Evans, Christiana Diaz, Dynamic, Fragile, Kriegspiel, Nah You Can Totally Trust Everyone At That Table‚ Especially That Whamline Dude. He Seems Like A Swell Guy, Paintball, Radiant, Raindrop, RePete, Silversmith, Skin-Head, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That Very Brief Pause Was Christiana Wondering If Paintball Knows More Than He Should Or Just Made An Extraordinarily Appropriate Joke, That-A-Way, The Above Tag And That Moment In General Are Probably Confusing If You Don’t Remember That Christiana Is The Ministry Assassin Known As Plan Z, Versed, Whamline, Wobble Heretical Edge

Mon 2022.01.03

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Equal And Opposite 21-06 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Bokor, Boulderdash, Brumal, Cassidy Evans, Dynamic, Elena Evans, Eric Abbot, Fragile, Hallowed, I'm Kind Of Disappointed That Melissa Didn’t Go With Plan A Of Turning The Glass Into A Giant Dinosaur That Would Pretend To Try To Eat People, Kent Jackson, Kriegspiel, Lucent, Mills Jackson, Paintball, Raindrop, RePete, Silversmith, Skin-Head, So How Many Of You Just Snarled For Whamline To Get His Murdering Piece Of Shit Hands Off Of Raindrop?, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That-A-Way, Versed, Whamline, Wobble Heretical Edge

Wed 2021.11.17

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Kith And Kin 20-10 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Cassidy Evans, Cassidy's Real Identity Cover Is That No One Would Believe The Daughter Of Sterling And Elena Evans Would Dig Her Own Tunnel Instead Of Hiring An Army Of Miners, Eleanor Murphy, Fred Donovan, Gonna Tell This Spiffy New Group Of Friends Your Real Name‚ Cassidy? No? Okay Then., Pack, Paintball, Raindrop, Riddles, Roald Nilsen, Summus Proelium, That-A-Way, Trevithick, Wren Donovan Heretical Edge

Mon 2021.11.08

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Kith And Kin 20-08 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Cassidy Evans, Dani Kalvers, Elena Evans, Fred Donovan, I May Be Having Entirely Too Much Fun With Dani And Cassidy Unknowingly Interacting Shortly Before Pack And Paintball Do, Izzy Amor, Jefferson Cartwright, Pack, Paintball, Raindrop, Riddles, Summus Proelium, That-A-Way, They May Not All Be On The Same Page‚ But At Least They're In The Same Book, Tomas Jackson, Trevithick, Wren Donovan, Y’all Better Hurry And Get Paige Up So She Can Teach You How To Actually Fight Better Heretical Edge

Fri 2021.08.06

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Interlude 18A – Flea (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Flea, Irelyn Banners, Paintball, Raindrop, Silversmith, Summus Proelium, Sure Alloy‚ The Bad Guys Will Just Assume You Are A Different Metallic Armored Hero Riding A Metal Board Because The Colors Don't Match, That-A-Way, Yeah Somehow I Can't See A Judge Ruling To Maintain Cup And Pencil's Secret Identities, You Never Know‚ Judges Have Made Much Dumber Rulings Heretical Edge
Hostile Witness 18-10 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Amber Is Asking Herself Why The Hell It Was So Hard To Connect The Insanely Dangerous Stunts Paintball Pulls With The Insanely Dangerous Stunts Cassidy Pulls, Box, Cassidy Evans, Cup, Imagine How Much Cup Is Losing Her Mind Over The Fact That Her Touched-Tech Car Couldn't Catch Up With A Twelve-Year-Old Driving An Old Van., Pack, Paintball, Raindrop, Summus Proelium, That-A-Way Heretical Edge

Wed 2021.07.28

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Hostile Witness 18-09 And Patreon Snippets 21 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Arleigh Fosters, Cassidy Evans, Greg Mallen, Hey Don't Worry Guys‚ Amanda Just Wants To Return The Eighty Two Very Sharp Knives And Forty Seven Bullets You Left At Her Place, Jania Estrada, Jeez Greg How Do You End Up Looking Like More Of A Prick Than Many Of The Actual Supervillains?, Pack, Paintball, Plan Z, Points If You Remembered That Christiana Has Appeared And Been Mentioned Multiple Times Starting Back In 1-03, Raindrop, Summus Proelium, That-A-Way, Twinkletoes, Valerie St John, Which Would Have Been Worse‚ If The Other Drivers Saw A Big Gorilla Lizard Driving The Van Or If He Was Invisible At The Time So They Saw Nobody?, Yes I May Have Had A Little Bit Of Fun Teasing The People Who Thought Jania Might Be Plan Z At The Start Of That Snippet. Heretical Edge

Fri 2021.07.23

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Hostile Witness 18-08 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Amanda Sanvers, Cassidy Evans, Congrats To Anyone Who Noticed The Stacks And Stacks Of Stuff Laying Around And Remembered From Wren's Lab That Hoarding Junk Is A Tech Touched Thing, Cup, Oh Good Now They're All Safe And Sound And What Do You Mean There's Still Two Chapters Left?, Pack, Paintball, Raindrop, Shoulda Named Yourself Checkers‚ Amanda. Cuz You Just Got Played., Summus Proelium, That-A-Way Heretical Edge

Wed 2021.07.14

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Hostile Witness 18-06 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Amanda Sanvers, Amanda's Not All Bad. She's Feeding Those Pigs REALLY Well., Cassidy Evans, Oh Well It's Nice That Amanda Feeds The Pigs‚ But What Does She-- Ohhhhhhh., Pack, Paintball, Raindrop, Summus Proelium, That Shoe Is Really Revving Itself Up In Preparation For An Earth-Shattering Slam, That-A-Way Heretical Edge

Fri 2021.07.09

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Hostile Witness 18-05 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Cassidy Evans, I'm Pretty Sure Justifying Leaving Out Certain Details When Talking To People Is Another Superpower Cassidy Picked Up, Kayla Dugan, Pack, Paintball, Raindrop, Summus Proelium, That-A-Way, With Paintball's Reputation For Pissing Off Villains‚ Being A Bit Hesitant To Let Him Inside Is Perfectly Understandable Heretical Edge

Mon 2021.07.05

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Hostile Witness 18-04 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Amber O'Connell, Cassidy Evans, I Can Think Of A Lot Of Words For The Idea Of Intentionally Doing Something That Will Draw Pencil's Attention‚ But None Of Them Are Nifty., Izzy Amor, Pack, Paintball, Raindrop, Summus Proelium, That-A-Way, Trust Me‚ Cassidy‚ You're Gonna Wish You Had Focused On The Paige Thing Instead Of Going To Find Amanda., You Think This Is Weird For You‚ Paintball? Try Being Amber And Adjust Every Thought You Had About Needing To Protect The 12 Year Old Boy She Thought You Were Heretical Edge

Fri 2020.09.18

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New Deals 13-09 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Elena Evans, Just Wait Until Someone Tells Cassidy About The Certain Segment Of The Sphere Forum That Are Already Planning Paintball And Raindrop's First Date, On The Other Hand Imagine Izzy's Reaction To Finding Out The Boy She's Crushing On Is Her Pseudo-Big Sister., Paintball, Raindrop, Reading Both Those Tags Back‚ This Story Is Weird., Silversmith, So‚ How Much Trouble Would I Be In If The Next Chapter Skipped Ahead To The Next Day And Avoided The Chambers Family Entirely?, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, That-A-Way, To Be Clear‚ The Next Chapter Does Not Skip Meeting The Chamberses. I Was Just Curious. Heretical Edge

Mon 2020.09.14

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New Deals 13-08 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Considering That's Twice That Cassidy Used Herself As A Projectile Weapon In The Same Chapter‚ I'm Starting To Think She Needs A Stronger Helmet., Damn It Cassidy‚ You Keep Making Terrible Jokes Like That And People Are Gonna Start Rooting For The Other Side., Paintball, Raindrop, Suckshot, Summus Proelium, That-A-Way, You Know‚ For Someone Who Isn't Part Of A Team‚ Cassidy's Powers Are Incredibly Well-Suited To Playing Support And Buffing Others. Heretical Edge

Mon 2020.08.03

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Interlude 12B – Raindrop (Summus Proelium) Believe Me Izzy‚ The Orb Might've Given Powers To A Lot Of The Wrong People‚ But With You It Got It Right., Carousel, I Was Gonna Say That Whamline Feels Like A Fusion Of Spider-Man And Doctor Octopus‚ Then I Remembered That Literally Happened., Izzy Amor, Juice, Pivotal, Raindrop, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That-A-Way, Whamline, Wobble Heretical Edge

Wed 2019.12.04

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Showdown 7-08 (Summus Proelium) Blackjack, Cardsharp, Cassidy Evans, Eits, Forgive Eits For Being Awkward‚ He Never Expected To Have That Kind Of Conversation From The Other End., God Damn It‚ Sterling‚ Why Must You Be So Great?, Izzy Amor, Paintball, Raindrop, Silversmith, So Everyone Wondering Exactly How Paintball Was Going To Invest In Wren To Any Real Extent Without Raising Questions‚ There's Your Answer., Summus Proelium, Trevithick, Wren Donovan Heretical Edge

Wed 2019.10.23

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Interlude 6A – Raindrop (Summus Proelium) "She's A Little Girl Who Throws Water Around And Makes Things Float. I Can Take Her.", Handler, Izzy Amor, Izzy's mother Wasn't Sure She Was Going To Win The Worst Parent Ever Award In The First Half Of The Chapter‚ So She Decided To Lap The Competition., Mariana Amor, Raindrop, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Fri 2019.03.22

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Interlude 1 – The Minority (Summus Proelium) Carousel, Harold Dabber, I Wonder Which Member Of La Casa Chose To Name Their Bank PIE. I Bet They Were Hungry., Nobody Ask What Happens If That-A-Way Ever Has A Fight In Space., Raindrop, Silversmith, Spades, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That-A-Way, Whamline, Wobble Heretical Edge