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Mon 2024.07.15

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Learning Lessons 31-11 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Eits, If I Just Watched Paintball Rocket Through A Wall‚ Tank Multiple Sniper Shots While Sharpshooting The Snipers With An SMG And Break A Concrete Shell I’d Run Too, Mason, Now Might Be A Good Time To Note That Cassura Sees Herself As The Parental Figure-Leader Of Those Who Second-Touch Since She Comes From Two Combined Power Sets, Okay This Time You All DEFINITELY Can’t Be Surprised By This After I Spent The Past Four Chapters Telling You What Was Coming, Paintball, Perhaps‚ If You’re Confused By The Above‚ You Should Read The First Word Of Each Chapter Starting With 31-08, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Wed 2024.07.10

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Learning Lessons 31-10 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Dude Who The Fuck Are These People And Why Are They So Intent On Killing Off This Cure?, Eits, Oh Shit He’s Got A Gun They’re Fucked Now!, Paintball, Pretty Sure You Mean Oh BOY He’s Got A Gun They’re Fucked Now-- With Like Ten Popcorn Emojis, Ryder Towling, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Fri 2024.07.05

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Learning Lessons 31-09 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Come On Cassidy‚ You Know Better Than To Tempt The Monkey’s Paw. Especially When Said Paw Is Typing The Story, Eits, I’d Say Tie Cassidy Up And Leave Them On A Desert Island With Supplies So They Could Finally Get Some Rest‚ But They’d Probably Trip Over A Human Smuggling Ring, Paintball, Ryder Towling, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Mon 2024.04.22

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Solution 30-16 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Cassidy Evans, Cuddle Corps Aspen, Eits, Fred Donovan, Imagine If That Was The End Of The Arc-- Hey Hey Hey I Said IMAGINE I Swear It’s Not!, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Poise, Ryder Towling, Sierra Nevada, Style, Summus Proelium, This Is The Part Where Cassidy Just Nopes Out Of The Entire Story, Wren Donovan, You Know I’m Starting To Think Cassidy Isn’t Just Going To Get Over This Memory Erasing Thing Heretical Edge

Fri 2024.04.12

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Solution 30-14 (Summus Proelium) A Forty-Three Person Average Classroom Size? I’m Surprised The TEACHERS At That Public School Haven’t Burned This One Down, Alloy, Cassidy Evans, Eits, Oh Yeah Never Mind That Shadow Cassidy I’m Sure It’s Definitely Nothing And Certainly Not Your Family’s Favorite Assassin Doing Her Job, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Plan Z, Ryder Towling, Several Readers Just Started Shouting At Cassidy To Be More Specific About When Exactly They Saw The Shadow And How Much It Could Have Overheard, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Wed 2023.04.05

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Interlude 26C – Truth (Summus Proelium) Alexandra Chambers, Broadway, Colt, Damarko Myers, Eits, Facsimile, Grandstand, Imagine Dani And Jae Both Very Urgently Trying To Pull Amber Away From One Another To Warn Her About Whamline Without Realizing Who They Are, Jae Baek, Pack, Pack Is Still Trying To Calculate How This Affects Her Odds Of Recruiting Them, Summus Proelium, Wait Is This Much Plot Advancement Allowed To Happen Because Of A Side Group The Main Protagonist Doesn’t Even Know Exists?, Yeet, Zedekiah Chambers Heretical Edge

Fri 2023.03.31

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Interlude 26B – Unlikely Alliance (Summus Proelium) Alexandra Chambers, Broadway, Colt, Damarko Myers, Eits, Facsimile, Grandstand, I Really Hope People Remember Jerry Meuster Is Whamline Or That Last Line Was Probably Less Than Effective, Jae Baek, Oh It Cuts Off THERE Before Showing How They Answer That Question? How Rude, Pack, Summus Proelium, Would These People Please Pick Some Sort Of Group Name To Go By So I Can Stop Referring To Them By Every Individual Name?, Yeet, Zedekiah Chambers Heretical Edge

Wed 2022.12.28

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Interlude 25B – A Fortuitous Meeting (Summus Proelium) Alexandra Chambers, Armadillo, At This Rate The Entire Minority Is Going To Accidentally Trip Into Helping Criminals‚ Aside From The One Who Is Intentionally Doing So, Broadway, Colt, Damarko Myers, Danny Jacobs, Eits, For Being So Relatively Simple‚ Lexi And Zed’s Powers Are Incredibly Open For Creative Abuse, Grandstand, Holiday, Jae Baek, Mars Bar, Mars Bar Is Almost Getting Accustomed To Being Used As A Projectile Attack By This Point, Pack, Puma, Rabbit, Scatters, Summus Proelium, Zedekiah Chambers Heretical Edge

Fri 2022.11.11

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Exhibition 25-03 (Summus Proelium) Amber O'Connell, Cassidy Evans, Eits, Is It Just Me Or Was That Whole Eits And Paintball Working Together To Silently Take Out All Those Guys A Horror Movie From The Thugs’s Points Of View?, Paintball, Port–A–John, Ryder Towling, Summus Proelium, Yeah I’m Pretty Sure It’s Definitely A Horror Movie From Port–A–John’s Point Of View, Yo Nobody Wants To See Anything From HIS Point Of View Right Now Heretical Edge

Wed 2022.10.19

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Schooling 24-14 (Summus Proelium) Amber O'Connell, Cassidy Evans, Eits, I Mean Of Course They Can’t Kill Errol‚ They Need Him To Get Into That Safe To Remove The Potential Threat Themselves, Paintball, Ryder Towling, Summus Proelium, What‚ You Mean They Don’t Trust That There Is Absolutely No Way For Anyone To Get Into That Safe At Some Point Without Him?, Yeah They’re Weird Like That Heretical Edge

Wed 2022.05.04

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Interlude 22C – Double-Oh Eits (Summus Proelium) Arleigh Fosters, But Hey‚ At Least If Cup And Pencil Manage To Open That Box Cassidy Won’t Have To Worry About Confronting Her Parents Much Longer, Dude You Realize If They Get Control Of Sterling The Very First Thing They’d Make Him Do Is Kill His Daughter, Eits, Errol Fosters, Honestly I’m Just Impressed That Arleigh And Micah’s Version Of Truth Or Dare Doesn’t Involve Physical Violence, Micah Fosters, Minister Gold, Ryder Towling, Summus Proelium, Trey Fosters Heretical Edge

Wed 2021.08.11

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Interlude 18B – Eits and Simon (Summus Proelium) Bonus Points If You Remembered That Pencil And Cup Were Looking For Someone Who Was Adopted From Way Back In Interlude 11B, Eits, Extra Bonus Points Is You Remembered That The Reason They Were Looking For Someone Who Was Adopted Is To Open A DNA Locked Box They Stole, I'm Not Sure Which Was A Better Hint About Errol Being Adopted‚ The Fact That He Looks Nothing Like His Family Or That Their Last Name Is Literally Fosters, Ryder Towling, Simon Evans, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Fri 2020.12.25

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Patreon Snippets 18B (Summus Proelium) Cardsharp, Eits, Eits Telling Simon About Paintball WOULD Help End Her Problems Of Lying To Her Family., For Fucks Sake‚ How Does Scatters The Lizard-Reindeer Not Show Up In A Chapter Featuring Pack On Christmas Day?! Shame! Shaaaaame!, Holiday, Pack, Ryder Towling, Scatterking, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That-A-Way, You Think The Readers Noticed That-A-Way Switched To Thinking Of Herself As Amber As Soon As Pack Showed Up? Heretical Edge

Fri 2020.07.24

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Pink 12-09 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Doesn't Need To Make Friends At Seraph HQ‚ Eits. Her Bird-Dad Works There., Cassidy Evans, Eits, Holiday, I Don't Blame Any Of You For Not Guessing What The Pink Paint Can Do. The Answer Was A Bit Of A Stretch., Mars Bar, Pack, Paintball, Riddles, Summus Proelium, Tuesday, Twinkletoes Heretical Edge

Mon 2020.06.01

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Commissioned Interlude 2 – Sphere Online Forum (Summus Proelium) All Those People Demanding Paintball Show Them The Beak‚ And It Turns Out That Eits Was Unknowingly Talking To The (Jae) Baek., Eits, Eits And Jae Playing Online Tabletop RPG's With Each Other Without Realizing It Is Kind Of Adorable., Jae Baek, Nobody Ask How My Hero Academia Is Still A Thing In A Universe That Has Actually Had Superpowers For Twenty Years. Same Characters‚ Different Specifics., Ryder Towling, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Fri 2020.04.17

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Fault 10-05 (Summus Proelium) After Years Of Skip Interlude Being An Option In Donator Voting‚ Since Before This Story Even Existed‚ She's Finally Made Her First Physical Appearance!, Carson Meyers, Cassidy Evans, Damn It‚ Cassidy‚ Are You Not Paying Attention To This Site's Other Story? The Last Thing The Readers Need Is You Getting Hurt Right Now., Eits, How Long Do You Suppose It'll Be Before Pack Works Out How Careful Cassidy Was Being With That Phrasing?, Pack, Paintball, Skip, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Wed 2020.04.08

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Fault 10-03 (Summus Proelium) At This Point‚ Cassidy Is Basically Just Looking For The Worst Possible Conclusion To Any Given Situation And Adding 'Then My Parents Had Them Killed', Cassidy Evans, Eits, Is It Me‚ Or Is Patchwork's Power Some Weird Combination Of Pencil And That Yahui Chick Who Works For Cuelebre And Manifests Random Animal Parts?, Matthew Orens, Paintball, Patchwork, Patchwork Really Has A Healer's Disposition‚ Doesn't She?, Summus Proelium, Tricia Peppernickle Heretical Edge

Mon 2020.03.16

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Private Affairs 9-06 (Summus Proelium) Any Bets On Whether It's Eits‚ Paige‚ Or Izzy Who Find Out The Truth About Cassidy Being Paintball First?, Cassidy Evans, Don't Worry‚ Cassidy‚ The Audience Is Just As Ready To Get Some Actual Answers As You Are. And They Already Know More Than You Do!, Eits, Izzy Amor, Paige Banners, Paintball, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Mon 2020.02.03

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Friends and Enemies 8-09 (Summus Proelium) Amber O'Connell, Cassidy Evans, Eits, Hallowed, It's Totally Cool‚ Cass. Just Tell Him You Tripped On The Roof‚ Landed In the Facility‚ The Device Accidentally Fell Into Your Pocket‚ And You Just Now Noticed., Jae Baek, Paige Banners, Paintball, Samuel Metts, Sorry‚ Amber‚ It Might Be Harder To Break Paige's Leg Than You Think., Summus Proelium, The Cops Learned About Making People Prove They Were Really The Touched They're Dressed Up As After A Couple Disguised Fell-Touched Helped Some Prisoners Escape Heretical Edge

Wed 2020.01.01

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Friends and Enemies 8-02 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Cassidy Would Like To Throw The Book At That Paige. ... Rip That Paige Out Of Her Book? Pick Your Favorite., Eits, Paige Banners, Paintball, Summus Proelium, Ten Fancy Pants Super-Rich Mega-Corporations Joined Into One And They Haven't Built Robocop Yet. I Am Disappoint., Tomas Jackson, Wren Donovan Heretical Edge

Mon 2019.12.23

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Interlude 7B – Molly and Ryder (Summus Proelium) A Trio Of Walking Talking Assholes Who Deserve No Names, Eits, In A Fight Between Izzy's Mother And Eits' Parents‚ I'm Rooting For Whoever Sets The Arena On Fire., Just Keep Thinking About What To Call Those Things Of Yours‚ Past-Eits. You Mite Come Up With Something Good., Mark Dyers, Molly Travers, Ryder Towling, Simon Evans, Squire, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Mon 2019.12.09

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Showdown 7-09 (Summus Proelium) Ashton Austin, At Some Point‚ Cassidy‚ You're Going To Have To Take The Leap And Risk Talking To Someone About Your Family Or You're Going To Implode., Blackjack, Carousel, Cassidy Evans, Dynamic, Eits, Flea, Pack, Paintball, Right‚ So The Next Chapter Starts With Cuelebre Showing Up And Fuck You Lightning Bolting The Vials At The Last Second., Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That-A-Way, Whamline, Wobble, You Shut The Hell Up‚ Earlier Tag. What‚ You Want The Audience To Kill Us? Heretical Edge

Wed 2019.12.04

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Showdown 7-08 (Summus Proelium) Blackjack, Cardsharp, Cassidy Evans, Eits, Forgive Eits For Being Awkward‚ He Never Expected To Have That Kind Of Conversation From The Other End., God Damn It‚ Sterling‚ Why Must You Be So Great?, Izzy Amor, Paintball, Raindrop, Silversmith, So Everyone Wondering Exactly How Paintball Was Going To Invest In Wren To Any Real Extent Without Raising Questions‚ There's Your Answer., Summus Proelium, Trevithick, Wren Donovan Heretical Edge

Fri 2019.11.29

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Showdown 7-07 (Summus Proelium) Calling Someone A Girl When They're Presenting As A Boy Is Giving Eits Rather Mixed Feelings Right Now., Cassidy Evans, Cuélebre, Eits, Paintball, Silversmith, Summus Proelium, Would You Believe Paintball Is Totally Off Cuelebre's Christmas Card List? Heretical Edge

Mon 2019.11.25

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Showdown 7-06 (Summus Proelium) Blackjack, Cardsharp, Carousel, Cassidy Evans, Coverfire, Cuélebre, Double Down, Eits, Grandstand, Hardway, Holiday, Jailtime, Longhaul, Pack, Paintball, Ringside, Sandon, Silbon, Some Guy With No Context At All Is Gonna Look Out His Window At This And See Paintball Chasing Cuelebre Across The City This Time., Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That-A-Way, The Amount You Agree With Cassidy Saying 'Of Course Silbón's Power Is Whistling' Is Proportional To How Well You Speak Spanish Or Know Your Colombian Mythology., Twinkletoes, Whamline, Wobble Heretical Edge

Wed 2019.11.20

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Showdown 7-05 (Summus Proelium) Ashton Austin, Blackjack, Carousel, Cassidy Evans, Competent Villains Who Adapt And Prepare For What The Protagonist Did The Last Time They Were Around? That Sounds Like Cheating To Me., Cuélebre, Eits, Holiday, I Don't Suppose Blackjack And Cuelebre Could Settle This With A Thumbwrestling Match? Wait‚ Shit‚ Cuelebre's Thumb Is Like The Size Of Blackjack's Forearm., Mars Bar, Pack, Paintball, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That-A-Way, Tuesday, Twinkletoes, Whamline, Wobble, Yahui Heretical Edge
Showdown 7-04 (Summus Proelium) "Paintball Came Into My Store And Bought Food For The Homeless." "Yeah? Well He Came To My Store And Three Minutes Later We Were Under Siege By Two Gangs.", Ashton Austin, Cassidy Evans, Coverfire, Eits, Guys‚ Exactly What Part Of Paintball Standing Directly In Front Of You Without Touching Anything Made You Think He Was Responsible For The Security Shield?, Hey‚ They Could Be Thinking That Paintball Was Distracting Them While Someone Else Activated The Security Shield., Holiday, Pack, Paintball, Ringside, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, Trevithick, Wait A Second‚ Are Those Two Earlier Tags Arguing With Each Other?, Wren Donovan Heretical Edge

Fri 2019.09.20

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Alliances 6-03 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Eits, Paintball, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, They're Gonna Feel Really Silly When Jim-Bob Becomes The Final Villain Of This Entire Story., Wait‚ Wait‚ Go Back. I Want To Know What That Fall In Rye Stuff Was About. Heretical Edge

Mon 2019.08.19

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Collectors 5-04 (Summus Proelium) Cassidy Evans, Damn It‚ Now I Want To See A Hacker Lizard. Would They Be A Tiny Lizard With Human Intelligence‚ Or A Human Made To Look Like A Lizard? The First Is Better., Eits, Hey‚ Eits Totally Gets Credit For Not Throwing Up INSIDE The Facility And Leaving Evidence., Pack, Paintball, Summus Proelium, Twinkletoes Heretical Edge

Wed 2019.07.31

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Interlude 4B – Sterling, Elena, and Blackjack (Summus Proelium) Blackjack, Cassidy Inawhile, Eits, Elena Evans, Elena Has Illusion Powers? That's like... Next Level Cheating On How To Keep Your Criminal Empire Secret., Eric Abbot, Garrote Guillotine? What Shows Has This Girl Been Watching?, Inspector Garrote Guillotine, Melissa Abbot, Sterling Evans, Summus Proelium, Why Is His Name Spelled Eits And Not Eights? Where's The G And H?! Heretical Edge