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Fri 2024.08.02

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Learning Lessons 31-15 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Cuddle Corps Ash, Cuddle Corps Aspen, Cuddle Corps Cherry, Cuddle Corps Maple, Cuddle Corps Oak, Cuddle Corps Willow, Dude You Can Literally Turn Into A Sapient Puddle And Squirt Around On The Ground‚ Of Course You Can Become A Squirrel-Parrot, Eleanor Murphy, Hobbes, Izzy Evans, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Poise, Qwerty, Raindrop, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, So How Many Of You Kept Trying To Scroll The Text To Find Where The Earthshattering Kaboom Cliffhanger Was?, Style, Summus Proelium, That-A-Way, Wren Donovan Heretical Edge

Wed 2024.07.24

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Learning Lessons 31-13 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Caishen, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Cuddle Corps Ash, Cuddle Corps Aspen, Cuddle Corps Cherry, Cuddle Corps Maple, Cuddle Corps Oak, Cuddle Corps Willow, Dude How Do You Have All The Cuddles And Qwerty Jumping Through You Without Checking To See If You Can Shapeshift Into THEM!?, Eleanor Murphy, Fred Donovan, Hobbes, Kriegspiel, Paige Banners, Paige Is About To Walk Over To A Huge Conspiracy Board Full Of Details She’s Noted About Everything Paintball Could Potentially Do And Rip It Down To Start Over, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Poise, Qwerty, Roald Nilsen, Ryder Towling, Sierra Nevada, Style, Summus Proelium, Sure Sure‚ Show All Those Factors Of Your New Power And Not One Of The Biggest And Most Important Ones! What Are Readers Supposed To Do‚ Wait Till Next Time?, Wren Donovan Heretical Edge

Wed 2024.04.03

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Solution 30-12 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Damn It Eits The Audience Wanted To See More Of You But Probably Not Like This, Eleanor Murphy, Fisher, God Damn It The Title Of The Arc Is Solution Not More Problems!, Hobbes, Oh I Guess There Was A Downside To Breaking Into Cup’s Lab using Pittman’s Entrance Codes After All, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Poise, Roald Nilsen, Ryder Towling, Sierra Nevada, Style, Summus Proelium, Wren Donovan Heretical Edge

Fri 2024.03.29

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Solution 30-11 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Eleanor Murphy, Hobbes, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Poise, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, Style, Summus Proelium, Wait That Can’t Be Right Where’s The Six Other Labs They Had To Check First Before Finding This Evidence?, Well I’m Sure It’s All Fine How Dangerous Could A Super-Charged Homicidal Tech-Touched With Zero Moral Boundaries Be? Heretical Edge

Mon 2024.03.25

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Solution 30-10 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Big Top, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Eleanor Murphy, Forget The Amanda Plot God Damn It‚ What The Hell Are The Cuddle Corps Doing With That Phone‚ Ordering A Pizza?!, Fred Donovan, Hobbes, Imagine Being One Of Those Cops Who Goes Home To Tell Your Family You Almost Got Killed Protecting CUP From Cuelebre, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Poise, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, Style, Summus Proelium, The Real Question Is How Are They Moving Around Without Being Caught On The Security Cameras That Paige JUST NOTED She’s Been Watching Heretical Edge

Fri 2024.03.15

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Solution 30-08 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Caishen, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Coverfire, Cuelebre, Flurry, Fragile, Hobbes, Is It Just Me Or Does Cuelebre Have A Thing For Recruiting Touched Who Are In Some Way Immune To Being Attacked Or Hurt?, Linesight, Luz Mala, Nasty, Paintball, Poise, Raindrop, Silbon, Stick, Style, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That-A-Way, Thugdumb, Wait Till This All Turns Out To Be A Huge Misunderstanding And An Extremely Confused Cuelebre Just Wanted To Buy A Special Pair Of Shoes His Size In That Store, Wobble, Yahui Heretical Edge

Wed 2023.11.29

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Acceptance 29-11 (Summus Proelium) Ah Yeah They Definitely Allowed The Entire City To Fall Into Warzone Chaos And Left Half The Leadership Out Of Commission Because They Weren’t Motivated Enough, Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Carousel, Cassidy Evans, Fork, Fragile, Hobbes, Nick Sanvers, Paintball, Pencil, Poise, Qwerty, Raindrop, Style, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That-A-Way, Uh Pencil‚ Given Paintball’s Track Record Do You Really Think He’s The One Locked In There With You And Not The Other Way Around?, Well To Be Fair It Could Be Worse‚ Imagine How Fucked He’d Be If He’d Grabbed Fragile, Wobble Heretical Edge

Fri 2023.11.24

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Acceptance 29-10 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Carousel, Cassidy Evans, Fork, Fragile, Genuinely Hard To Tell If Cassidy Is Far Too Paranoid Or Not Nearly Paranoid Enough, Hobbes, Imagine Being Simon And Getting The Message That Paintball Is On His Way To Stop Your Family Members From Being Murdered By The Scions AGAIN, Paintball, Poise, Qwerty, Raindrop, Style, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That-A-Way, Wobble Heretical Edge

Wed 2023.11.15

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Acceptance 29-08 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Big Top, Boy It’s Been AWHILE Since There Were This Many Characters Present In One Scene, Bunglebotch, Caishen, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Can You Imagine The Shape Detroit Is In Right Now For These People To Let The Rest Of Whamline’s Team Participate In This At All Let Alone Amber Herself?, Carousel, Cassidy Evans, Echo, Fragile, Fred Donovan, Fred Had To Catch Wren By The Waist To Stop Her From Diving Out Of The Van To Start Blurting Questions About The Teleport Tech And Its Forcefield Interaction, Gloam, Hallowed, Hobbes, Kriegspiel, Lexeme, Linesight, Lucent, Paintball, Patchwork, Poise, Qwerty, Raindrop, RePete, Rubi Nilsen, Skin-Head, Skip, Stick, Style, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, Tallyman Four, That-A-Way, Trevithick, Turf, Versed, Well This Is Clearly All Going To Go Completely According To Plan With No Drama‚ Hardly Worth Even Covering Really, Wobble Heretical Edge

Mon 2023.10.23

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Acceptance 29-03 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Hobbes, I Don’t Think Lucent Is The Particular TONI You Need To Worry About Recognizing Your Scent‚ Cassidy, Lucent, Paintball, Poise, Qwerty, Someone Should Introduce Wren To The Game Dragon Tax Simulator‚ She’d Love It, Style, Summus Proelium, Trevithick Heretical Edge

Mon 2023.08.14

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On The Clock 28-05 (Summus Proelium) Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Eleanor Murphy, Fisher, Hobbes, Hurry Up And Get Your Law Degree Rubi‚ The Audience Would Like You To Represent Them When They Sue Me For All The Cliffhangers, Ministers Gray, Paintball, Price, Price Would Definitely Accept A Paintball Hug If He Knew The Person Behind The Mask And Helmet Was Someone He And Fisher Played With When She Was A Toddler, Roald Nilsen, Rubi Nilsen, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Wed 2023.08.09

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On The Clock 28-04 (Summus Proelium) Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Eleanor Murphy, Fisher, Hobbes, It Remains Completely Impossible For Me To Imagine Price’s Voice As Sounding Like Anyone Other Than Bradley Cooper, Ministers Gray, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Price, Roald Nilsen, Rubi Nilsen, Summus Proelium, Working To Be A Law Student Just Means Rubi Knows Exactly How Illegal All The Dangerous Things She Wants To Do Are Heretical Edge

Wed 2023.07.12

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Interlude 27C – Murphy (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cavalcade, Eleanor Murphy, First Pencil Is Immune To All Damage And Now They Have A Huge Forcefield Over The Whole Building? What Playground Bullshit Rules Are They Gonna Pull Out Next?!, Hobbes, Peyton Favors, Raindrop, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, Style, Summus Proelium, That-A-Way, Turns Out When Your Power Involves Stopping Time And Doing Repetitive Actions Over And Over You End Up With A Lot Of Extra Minutes To Think Things Through Heretical Edge

Mon 2023.07.03

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Interlude 27A – Peyton (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Can The Next Person This Group Recruits Into The Conspiracy Be Some Sort Of Super-Therapist Please?, Eleanor Murphy, Hobbes, I’m Sorry‚ Did Some Of You Think The Dark‚ Creepy‚ And Conveniently Secluded House Was Where They Were Going To Run Into The Scions?, Peyton Favors, Rebecca Lanning, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, Style, Summus Proelium, Suzanne Favors Heretical Edge

Mon 2023.04.10

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Together And Alone 27-01 (Summus Proelium) Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Eleanor Murphy, Hobbes, I’m Sorry Cassidy But We Have To Dock Points Off Your Stunt For The Failure To Set Up A Camera Ahead Of Time To Memorialize It. You’re Not Quite Spider-Man Yet, Paintball, Roald Nilsen, Someday One Of These Thugs Is Going To Become Self Aware About How Bad It Is To Be In This Position At The Start Of A Regular Chapter Cassidy Has To Appear In, Summus Proelium, Wait Together And Alone? What Does That Mean?! Heretical Edge

Wed 2023.02.22

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Center Of Attention 26-12 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Bunglebotch, Caishen, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Cast, Contrary To What You Might Believe‚ Caishen Did Not Simply Google The Name Trevithick After Hearing It, Devil’s Due, Ephemera, Hobbes, Is The Image Of Theory’s Face Coming Out Of Metal Girl’s Stomach Disturbing As Hell To Anyone Else?, Juice, Keen, Lastword, Lightning Bug, Linesight, On The Plus Side‚ There’s The Answer For Anyone Wondering Why She Wasn’t Wearing More Clothes, Paintball, Poise, Skip, Stick, Style, Summus Proelium, Theory, Trevithick, Two-Step Heretical Edge

Mon 2023.02.13

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Center Of Attention 26-10 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Antoine Roget, At This Rate The Trendscendants Are Going To Go Into PTSD Flashbacks Any Time They See Graffiti Or A Marble, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Eleanor Murphy, Fogwalker, Hobbes, Last Word And Two-Step? Oh Boy Do We Have A LOT To Catch You Guys Up On Since We Saw You Last!, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Poise, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, Style, Summus Proelium, Theory, Trevithick, Wren Donovan Heretical Edge

Wed 2023.02.08

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Center Of Attention 26-09 (Summus Proelium) Aha THAT’S Why The Arc Has This Title!, Alloy, Banneret, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Eleanor Murphy, Fogwalker, Hobbes, I Guess We Couldn’t Just Call It Arc 26 - Giant Fucking Distraction, Janus, Juice, Kady Bryant, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Poise, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, Style, Summus Proelium, Theory, Trevithick, Well You Can’t Say These Guys Lack Ambition, Wren Donovan Heretical Edge

Fri 2023.02.03

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Center Of Attention 26-08 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Banneret, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Eleanor Murphy, Fogwalker, Hey Guys I’m Starting To Think This Gang Isn’t Very Nice, Hobbes, I Mean It Is Trendy To Get Your Ass Kicked By Paintball So Their Name Is On Brand, Kady Bryant, Lars Olnec, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Poise, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, Style, Summus Proelium, Trevithick, Wren Donovan Heretical Edge

Mon 2023.01.30

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Center Of Attention 26-07 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Banneret, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Eleanor Murphy, Hobbes, Oh Good‚ Paintball Managed To Personally Piss Off The Last Touched Member Of That Gang So She Can Collect The Whole Set Now, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Poise, Pretty Sure The Guys You All Just Beat Up Would Be Fine With A Timeout Right Now, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, Style, Summus Proelium, Trevithick, Wren Donovan Heretical Edge

Wed 2023.01.25

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Center Of Attention 26-06 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Damn It‚ The Readers Are Waiting To See Flea And Trivial Come Back Would You Guys Knock It Off And Come Back Next Arc?!, Eleanor Murphy, Hobbes, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Poise, Roald Nilsen, Samuel Metts, Sierra Nevada, Style, Summus Proelium, The Line For Kent Jackson Removing All Memory Of The Trendscendents Name Starts Over There, Trevithick, Wren Donovan Heretical Edge

Wed 2022.11.30

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Exhibition 25-07 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Carousel, Cassidy Evans, Considering The Shit Paintball Pulls Off‚ He’s Got A Lot Of Nerve Claiming Anyone Else Is Cheating, Fogwalker, Hobbes, Inessa Sidorov, Paintball, Poise, Praxis, Style, Summus Proelium, That Hissing Sound You Hear Is The Air Of So Many Peoples’ Theories About What Was Going On Here Wheezing Out Immediately, Theory Heretical Edge

Fri 2022.11.25

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Exhibition 25-06 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Banneret, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Carousel, Cassidy Evans, Fogwalker, Fragile, Hobbes, How Do You See Paintball Apply Orange Protection To You And Not At Least Take A Second To Reconsider What You’re About To Do?, Oh For Fucks Sake Cassidy Did You Just Test A Brand New Paint Combination By Allowing A Bunch Of Guys To Shoot You To See What Happened?, Paintball, Poise, Praxis, Raindrop, Style, Summus Proelium, Syndicate, That-A-Way, Theory, Whamline, Wobble Heretical Edge

Mon 2022.11.21

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Exhibition 25-05 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Banneret, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Fragile, Good Thing Paige Doesn’t Know About The Combined Paint Yet Or She Might Try To Call A Time Out To Test Some Things, Hobbes, I Wonder Who Would Win Between Fogwalker And Shovel The Scion Dog, Paintball, Poise, Praxis, Raindrop, Style, Summus Proelium, That-A-Way, Theory, To Be Honest I’m A Little Surprised Blackjack Let His Daughter Out Of The House Again This Soon, Whamline, Wobble Heretical Edge

Mon 2022.08.15

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Schooling 24-01 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Brumal, Caishen, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Hobbes, It’s Gonna Be So Embarrassing When They Turn Around And Find Out Everyone Was Cheering For The Baseball Team’s Mascot Right Behind Them, Paintball, Poise, Silversmith, Style, Summus Proelium, Uh‚ Cass I’m Pretty Sure The Biggest Thing Roald Was Nervous Was Talking To Your Dad Who Is Also The Richest Man In Town And Also The Leader Of The Super Mafia Heretical Edge

Wed 2022.07.27

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Enkindle 23-17 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Fisher, For A Lot Of People Who Only Knew Paintball Through The Yakety Sax Cuelebre Chase Video‚ This Is Like Watching Bugs Bunny Storm The Beaches Of Normandy, Hobbes, I Mean‚ That Normandy Thing Was Probably In A Cartoon, Ministers Gray, Nah I’m Pretty Sure It Would’ve Been Daffy Duck, Paintball, Poise, Style, Summus Proelium Heretical Edge

Fri 2022.07.22

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Enkindle 23-16 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Broadway, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Given The Way Some Minor League Teams Try To Attract Attention With Events‚ A Few Of Those Fans Still Aren’t One Hundred Percent Sure This Isn’t A Stunt, Grandstand, Hobbes, Holiday, Mars Bar, Pack, Paintball, Poise, Style, Summus Proelium, Well Color The Ministry Intrigued About Paintball Requesting Their Help Heretical Edge

Mon 2022.07.18

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Enkindle 23-15 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Broadway, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Grandstand, Hobbes, My Cabbages!, Pack, Paintball, Poise, Style, Summus Proelium, Well‚ You Guys DID Want As Much Help As You Could Get, You Guys Would’ve Gotten There Faster If You Stopped Being Cowards And Let Paintball Drive Heretical Edge

Wed 2022.07.13

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Enkindle 23-14 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Broadway, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Hobbes, If It Wasn’t Clear Already‚ The Special Effects Required Just To Show Cassidy Sticking Her Hand Through The Crack Would Preclude This From Being A CW Show, Mars Bar, On The Other Hand‚ Could You Imagine The Riverdale Crossover?, Pack, Paintball, Poise, Style, Summus Proelium, Twinkletoes Heretical Edge

Fri 2022.07.08

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Enkindle 23-13 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, And Yeah‚ That Wasn’t A Full List Of Batman Allies‚ But That Really Only Proves Her Point More, Broadway, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Either This Guy Has Really Escalated A Lot Over The Past Couple Months‚ Or There Is Something Else Going On, Hobbes, Pack, Paintball, Pittman Had Better Not Have Anything To Do With This‚ Or I Quit, Poise, Quit? You Can’t Quit. You’re Stuck Here, Riddles, Right‚ But I Promise‚ Being Stuck Somewhere Does Not Mean I Have To Contribute, Style, Summus Proelium, Trevithick, Usually You Have To Start Contributing Before You Can Stop, When Did I Lose Control Of These Tags? Heretical Edge

Wed 2022.06.29

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Enkindle 23-12 (Summus Proelium) Acacia Robinson, Alloy, Broadway, Caishen, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Carlos Flores, Cassidy Evans, Hey We Better Get To Actually See Wren Visit Lightning Bug, Hobbes, Of Course It’s The Ten Towers Leader Most Focused On Stopping A Zombie Apocalypse. Capitalism Doesn’t Tend To Last Very Long Under Those, Pack, Paintball, Poise, Riddles, Style, Summus Proelium, Trevithick, Well I Think I Can Safely Say That None Of You Guessed The Bad Guy Would Be Broadway’s Brother Heretical Edge

Fri 2022.06.24

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Enkindle 23-11 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Apparently Paige’s See Red Button Is The Thought Of Cassidy Getting Hurt. Not Exactly A Surprise‚ Really, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Dash Cooper, Hey The First Full Team Fight Didn’t Go That Bad. They Won! Sure The Guy Got Away‚ But Still, Hobbes, Paintball, Poise, Style, Summus Proelium, Trevithick Heretical Edge

Mon 2022.06.20

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Enkindle 23-10 (Summus Proelium) Alloy, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Constantly Being Shot With Paint While You're Running Has To Be A Weird Feeling To Get Used To, Dash Cooper, Eleanor Murphy, Fred Donovan, Hobbes, It’s Okay‚ I’m Sure TWO Literally Dead People Touching With The Exact Same Powers Within the Same Time Period Is Super Common And Not Weird At All, Paige Banners, Paintball, Peyton Favors, Poise, Roald Nilsen, Sierra Nevada, Style, Summus Proelium, Trevithick, Wren Donovan Heretical Edge

Wed 2022.06.15

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Enkindle 23-09 (Summus Proelium) Any Bets On Which Of The Four Technically Unpowered Members Of This Group Will Be The One Who Touches At Some Point?, Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Framework, Glitch, Hobbes, I Guess Making Oceans Of Money While Stopping The City From Descending Into Total Chaos Is Worth More To Glitch Than Making A Pittance Taxing Wren’s Normal Work, I’m Just Saying‚ If Murphy Wants To Go By The Name Hobbes She Needs To Paint Tiger Stripes Somewhere Over Her Costume, Paintball, Poise, Style, Summus Proelium, Trevithick Heretical Edge

Fri 2021.08.20

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Winging It 19-02 (Summus Proelium) Calvin (Summus Proelium), Cassidy Evans, Eleanor Murphy, Fred Donovan, Hobbes, Honestly‚ Fred Thinking Paintball Had An Actual Lion She Wanted To Stash At Wren's Place Is Completely Fair Given What He's Seen So Far, I'm A Little Disappointed That Paintball's Minions Are Not Officially Named Yogi And Boo Boo, Jared Keene, Lion, Lucent, Oh Please‚ Cassidy‚ As If Wren Hasn't Been Working On Potential Costumes Since Before She Met You. It Was A Case Of Picking One Out Of The Giant Crate, Paintball, Roald Nilsen, Summus Proelium, Trevithick, Wren Donovan Heretical Edge