Some god-damn idiot spent too much time reading web novels, and at some point in his life, he decided to waste a ton of time attempting to break into a fantasy world.

Well he succeeded! Banzai~

Now he's going to live that awesome life full of rpg elements; you know, that one where he gets a great family, a female childhood friend, and a bunch of rainbow colored harem mates.

And if he's lucky, he might even end up in a world where slavery has developed into a socially acceptable form of welfare, and MAYBE he might get a ton of female slaves.

The possibilities are endless~

Well he'll find out what will happen to his ass after getting sent to the fantasy world full of elves, magic, swords, and yadadadada.yadadadada.