Arn is a call center worker, who was pulled through the Gate of Seasons to be the Champion for Bartholemew, the god of Bards and Summer Beer.

However, something went wrong in the transfer (Patch 42) and he finds himself as an illiterate, unattached champion who cannot level in a new world that's out to kill him.

Will Arn adapt to his new life and survive? Will Bartholemew regret his choice to keep a broken champion? Will the pantheon collapse as Arn uses his unauthorized memories from Earth and the Necklace of Cores to upend the fabric of society? Is this all going exactly as planned?

********************************Chapters drop once a day from Thursday to Monday.Book One and Two are completely released on Royal Road and we are working towards a Kindle Unlimited release. This series will be five to seven books long and slowly builds to a definite conclusion (this is not an eternal web novel). I know where I'm taking this story and you're going to love it. When the series is done I may write other series in the same world from different points of view or at different points in time but there will be a satisfying ending. Enjoy the ride (even if it starts a little slow).