The Golden Fox Spice Company only has room for one heir, and Kelmar Fox, the second son, must journey out to make his own fortune.

But life on the road is not easy. Whether it's a bruised backside from sitting in a wagon all day, or hungry beasts in the night, Kelmar will have to overcome the obstacles to claim his fate.

Thirsty seamen, a reality bending hedge witch, and frisky healers all have a part to play in this tragic comedy about life, unrequited love, and lies.

What is this?

A dark comedy. A short story barely over 25 pages, and 5 chapters. I'm releasing it purely for fun and giggle value while I'm working on a bigger, more serious piece. I hope you enjoy gallows humor as much as I do.