Do yourself a favour and, if the chance to magically become a dragon in a different world ever arrives, be sure to reject it as kindly as possible.

As for myself? I didn't have much of a choice in the matter. I've wanted one thing, and one thing alone in all the world—to be left alone. But these humans are beyond stereotypical. None of the other dragons told them that we only house hoards in order to bait the fools. Or how humans seem to think that we eat them for breakfast. Seriously! Not even a village would suffice as a snack. It's not like they even taste good! It doesn't matter if you hide away in your cave and do nothing. Some hero is bound to find and attempt to slay you anyways.

Or weird cultists offering sacrifices at your door.

But there was this princess that asked me to kidnap her one time. Now that was an interesting one...

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