In a world where fantasy has become everyday, one man stands against absurdity.
The local Tower stomps through the streets. Any hedge could contain a witch. Walls regularly crumble, though none more often than the fourth. In the magical city of Blackpool, all ridiculousness is possible, and it takes everything for Jack Of All Trades to survive.
Badly, at that.
Perpetually late with his rent, he'll take up arms for any paying customer in order to fulfill his quest. His obstacles include polka-loving ghosts, card-game playing vampires, and the most vicious monsters of all: copyright lawyers. When he's joined by an arrogant magus and an insecure vampire, his life gets even more complicated, but no matter what kind of infuriating choose-your-own-adventure he finds himself on, one constant remains—his rent is due at the end of the month.
On second thoughts, maybe he should stay in bed.
The Supernormal isn't your average web-novel. It's an urban fantasy parody that saunters through a world full of the absurd, delighting in poking fun at popular media, widely-accepted ideas, and often itself. Story arcs only loosely connect through the characters, who are themselves slowly fleshed out as the story continues. Think of Discworld meets The Dresden Files meets Gintama.
This novel won't be for everyone, but if it is for you, you're in for a hell of a ride.
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The Supernormal | 84 | Lesson 84: Stop the Clocks | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 83 | Lesson 83: Love May be Blind, But Hatred is Deaf | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 82 | Lesson 82: Distrust Runs in Both Directions (2) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 81 | Lesson 81: Distrust Runs in Both Directions | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 80 | Lesson 80: Every Romance Needs an Ex or Ten | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 79 | Lesson 79: You Can't Understand Until You Know | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 78 | Lesson 78: Home is Where the Coffee Stains Are | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 77 | Lesson 77: People, Like Infections, Grow On You if Left Unchecked | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 76 | Lesson 76: Running is Sometimes Harder Than Fighting | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 75 | Lesson 75: Some People Just Want to Kill You | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 74 | Lesson 74: Rebuilding Junk is Easier Than Creating a Marvel | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 73 | Lesson 73: Fighting Isn't Just Done With Fists | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 72 | Lesson 72: Some Meanings Aren't in the Dictionary | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 71 | Lesson 71: The Only Size That Matters is the Size of Your Heart | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 71 | The Only Size That Matters is the Size of Your Heart | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 70 | Lesson 70: Jack and the Beanstalk (2) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 70 | Jack and the Beanstalk (2) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 69 | Lesson 69: Jack and the Beanstalk (1) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 69 | Jack and the Beanstalk (1) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 68 | Lesson 68: Jack and Jill | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 68 | Jack and Jill | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 67 | Lesson 67: Jack O'Lantern (2) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 67 | Jack O'Lantern (2) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 66 | Jack O'Lantern (1) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 66 | Lesson 66: Jack O'Lantern (1) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 65 | Lesson 65: Jack be Nimble, Jack be Quick (2) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 65 | Jack be Nimble, Jack be Quick (2) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 64 | Lesson 64: Jack be Nimble, Jack be Quick (1) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 64 | Jack be Nimble, Jack be Quick (1) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 63 | Lesson 63: Time Travel is Unpredictable | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 63 | Time Travel is Unpredictable | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 62 | Lesson 62: Even Experts Don't Know Everything | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 62 | Even Experts Don't Know Everything | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 61 | Lesson 61: Your Time Machine Should Not be Made of Wood and Glass | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 61 | Your Time Machine Should Not be Made of Wood and Glass | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 60 | Lesson 60: A Peaceful Period is Just the Universe Deciding Which Stick to Beat You With | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 60 | A Peaceful Period is Just the Universe Deciding Which Stick to Beat You With | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 59 | Lesson 59: Every Ending is Another New Beginning | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 59 | Every Ending is Another New Beginning | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 58 | Lesson 58: When You Die, Do it Facing Forward | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 58 | When You Die, Do it Facing Forward | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 57 | Lesson 57: Nothing's Ever as Simple as People Would Like | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 57 | Nothing's Ever as Simple as People Would Like | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 56 | Lesson 56: Do Vampires Dream of Sparkling Sheep? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 56 | Do Vampires Dream of Sparkling Sheep? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 55 | Lesson 55: You Never See the Background Until it's Too Late | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 55 | You Never See the Background Until it's Too Late | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 54 | Lesson 54: A Realistic Detective Show Would be Like a Brick Giving a Lecture on Drying Paint | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 54 | A Realistic Detective Show Would be Like a Brick Giving a Lecture on Drying Paint | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 53 | Lesson 53: It's Always the Nicest People Who Have the Most to Hide | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 53 | It's Always the Nicest People Who Have the Most to Hide | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 52 | Lesson 52: Bookshops are Basically Just Bars for Nerds | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 52 | Bookshops are Basically Just Bars for Nerds | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 51 | Lesson 51: Don't Try to Cultivate What You Don't Understand (2) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 51 | Don't Try to Cultivate What You Don't Understand (2) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 50 | Lesson 50: Don't Try to Cultivate What You Don't Understand (1) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 50 | Don't Try to Cultivate What You Don't Understand (1) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 49 | Lesson 49: The Past Comes Back to Bite You When You Least Expect it | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 49 | The Past Comes Back to Bite You When You Least Expect it | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 48 | Lesson 48: Rich People Make Their Own Rules | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 48 | Rich People Make Their Own Rules | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 47 | Lesson 47: The Worst Things are All in Your Head | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 47 | The Worst Things are All in Your Head | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 46 | Lesson 46: You Can't Protect Yourself from Everything | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 46 | You Can't Protect Yourself from Everything | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 45 | Lesson 45: What is Sentience if Not a Curse, Anyway? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 45 | What is Sentience if Not a Curse, Anyway? | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 44 | Lesson 44: Masks are Made of Both Lies and Ideals | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 44 | Masks are Made of Both Lies and Ideals | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 43 | Lesson 43: Admitting When You're Wrong isn't a Weakness | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 43 | Admitting When You're Wrong isn't a Weakness | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 42 | Lesson 42: The Best Way to Make Your Point is with a German Suplex | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 42 | The Best Way to Make Your Point is with a German Suplex | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 41 | Lesson 41: Winter is the Best Season for Armageddon—You'll Save so Much on Heating! | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 41 | Winter is the Best Season for Armageddon—You'll Save so Much on Heating! | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 40 | Lesson 40: Never Let Go of Their Hand | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 40 | Never Let Go of Their Hand | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 39 | Lesson 39: What Takes Forever to Gain May Be Lost in a Moment | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 39 | What Takes Forever to Gain May Be Lost in a Moment | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 38 | Lesson 38: There's No Such Thing as a Fair Fight | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 38 | There's No Such Thing as a Fair Fight | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 37 | Lesson 37: Only Lie in Interviews if You Can Keep it up Forever | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 37 | Only Lie in Interviews if You Can Keep it up Forever | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 36 | Lesson 36: Angels and Demons Make Great Partners | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 36 | Angels and Demons Make Great Partners | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 35 | Lesson 35: Friendship Has No Barriers | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 35 | Friendship Has No Barriers | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 34 | Lesson 34: Always Keep a Spare Bag of Catnip - Just in Case | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 34 | Always Keep a Spare Bag of Catnip - Just in Case | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 33 | Lesson 33: A Needle in a Haystack is Easier to Find Than One in a Needle-Stack | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 33 | A Needle in a Haystack is Easier to Find Than One in a Needle-Stack | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 32 | Lesson 32: Even Cat People Know That Cats Are Assholes | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 32 | Even Cat People Know That Cats Are Assholes | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 31 | Lesson 31: Confession Doesn't Make the Sins Go Away | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 31 | Confession Doesn't Make the Sins Go Away | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 30 | Lesson 30: You Can Choose Your Family But You Can't Choose Your Friends | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 30 | You Can Choose Your Family But You Can't Choose Your Friends | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 29 | Lesson 29: Some Things Can't Be Taught | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 29 | Some Things Can't Be Taught | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 28 | Lesson 28: Going in Circles is Frustrating Until You Realise That Life is a Circle | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 28 | Going in Circles is Frustrating Until You Realise That Life is a Circle | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 27 | Lesson 27: Those Who Can't Talk With Words Use Their Fists Instead | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 27 | Those Who Can't Talk With Words Use Their Fists Instead | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 26 | Lesson 26: People Too Shy to Ask Directions Normally Have the Best Adventures | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 26 | People Too Shy to Ask Directions Normally Have the Best Adventures | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 25 | Lesson 25: Most of the Time, the Problem's Right In Front of You | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 25 | Most of the Time, the Problem's Right In Front of You | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 24 | Lesson 24: If You're a Repeat Customer and They Remember You, It Means You're Annoying | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 24 | If You're a Repeat Customer and They Remember You, It Means You're Annoying | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 23 | Lesson 23: If You Read Someone Else's Diary, Be Prepared For the Consequences | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 23 | If You Read Someone Else's Diary, Be Prepared For the Consequences | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 22 | Lesson 22: If You Don't Knock Before Entering, You're Best Off Bringing a Shield | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 22 | If You Don't Knock Before Entering, You're Best Off Bringing a Shield | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 21 | Lesson 21: A New Job Takes Some Getting Used To | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 21 | A New Job Takes Some Getting Used To | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 20 | Lesson 20: The Blood of the Covenant is Thicker Than the Covenant's Custard (Or Something Like That) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 20 | The Blood of the Covenant is Thicker Than the Covenant's Custard (Or Something Like That) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 19 | Lesson 19: It's a Fine Line Between Man and Beast | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 19 | It's a Fine Line Between Man and Beast | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 18 | Lesson 18: A Person's Importance Can't Be Measured | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 18 | A Person's Importance Can't Be Measured | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 17 | Lesson 17: Blood is Thicker Than Water | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 17 | Blood is Thicker Than Water | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 16 | Lesson 16: Diplomacy is All Well and Good Until You Get Punched in the Mouth | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 16 | Diplomacy is All Well and Good Until You Get Punched in the Mouth | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 15 | Lesson 15: You Can't Just Leeroy Jenkins Your Way Out of Everything (2) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 15 | You Can't Just Leeroy Jenkins Your Way Out of Everything (2) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 14 | Lesson 14: You Can't Just Leeroy Jenkins Your Way Out of Everything (1) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 14 | You Can't Just Leeroy Jenkins Your Way Out of Everything (1) | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 13 | Lesson 13: A Game Is Only as Serious as Its Stakes | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 13 | A Game Is Only as Serious as Its Stakes | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 12 | Lesson 12: Just Because Something's Made For Kids Doesn't Mean Adults Can't Enjoy It | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 12 | Just Because Something's Made For Kids Doesn't Mean Adults Can't Enjoy It | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 11 | Lesson 11: Turn-Based Games Are Fun Because They're Unrealistic | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 11 | Turn-Based Games Are Fun Because They're Unrealistic | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 10 | Lesson 10: The Only Thing More Fragile Than a Snowflake is a Winner's Pride | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 10 | The Only Thing More Fragile Than a Snowflake is a Winner's Pride | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 9 | Lesson 9: Always Bring Your Turtle to a Magic Fight | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 9 | Always Bring Your Turtle to a Magic Fight | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 8 | Lesson 8: Comedy and Tragedy Are the Same Thing, Just from Different Perspectives | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 8 | Comedy and Tragedy Are the Same Thing, Just from Different Perspectives | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 7 | 7: Just Because You Think You're Special Doesn't Mean You're Exempt From Parking Laws, Dammit! | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 7 | Just Because You Think You're Special Doesn't Mean You're Exempt From Parking Laws, Dammit! | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 6 | Lesson 6: Everybody's a Slave to Something, When You Think About It | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 6 | Everybody's a Slave to Something, When You Think About It | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 5 | Lesson 5: You Can't Call Yourself Civilised Until You've Put On Your Pants | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 5 | You Can't Call Yourself Civilised Until You've Put On Your Pants | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 4 | Lesson 4: Worried Parents Make an Apache Helicopter Look Like a Chihuahua | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 4 | Worried Parents Make an Apache Helicopter Look Like a Chihuahua | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 3 | Lesson 3: You Should Choose Your Vehicle the Same Way You Choose Your Friends | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 3 | You Should Choose Your Vehicle the Same Way You Choose Your Friends | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 2 | Lesson 2: Family is Like a Fungus. Even if You Get Rid of It, It's Not Really Gone | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 2 | Family is Like a Fungus. Even if You Get Rid of It, It's Not Really Gone | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 1 | Lesson 1: A Jack-of-all-trades, But Master of None, is Better Than a Master of One | RoyalRoadL | |
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The Supernormal | 1 | A Jack-of-all-trades, But Master of None, is Better Than a Master of One | RoyalRoadL | |
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