Deciding to take a break from being an omnipotent being entrusted with the responsibility of the entire multiverse, God leaves Jesus in charge of all creation and comes down to earth in human form for a vacation. Of course, being God, an alarming amount of demons and humans alike want him dead, so he blesses a young Nigerian girl named Teni Obafemi with Angel Uriel's flaming sword and a handful of prayers. Why did he choose her? She has no idea, and honestly, she doesn't care. She just wants to go home.