A bumbling squad of inept and unwanted warriors accidentally become their world's only hope when they end up in possession of the sole artifact that might be able to defeat an ancient encroaching evil known as Malus. Led by a high strung bumbling knight, a dwarven druid, an orcish wizard who only deals in theoretical magic, a horny bard, and a thief with thick fingers the heroes must make their way behind enemy lines in less than two days or all will be lost.

Can they overcome their own individual shortcomings and put an end to the demonic god killer? It's highly doubtful, but they are going to try their best. Fans of Lord of the Rings and Discworld will say this is like Monty Python meets the Never-Ending Story. Please do not read if you are offended by jokes about short dwarves, intelligent orcs, cursed barbarians, or bards who take viagra even though they don't really need it and just use it to enhance their experiences. Really, just wait for the Z team to show up. No joke. Just wait!!