...

Either someone had kidnapped her in her sleep before proceeding to change her cloths into the absolute most amazing cosplay she had ever seen in her entire life...

Or she woke up on the wrong side of multiverse.

She wasn't quite sure which was worse yet-

Oh God, oh gosh, please don't cry Kal. You're gonna make me cry too!

What do you do when it's just you and a Space Baby Alien God vs the world? Somehow she didn't quite like her chances as much as one would think- look out Earth, there's a new Kryptonian in town and she has absolutely no idea what the fudge she's doing.

Er- You all have insurance, right..?

In which an awkward teen wakes up as Kara Zor-El and manages to arrive with Superman unimpeded. How will history change? More importantly, how will our bumbling protagonist manage to do her best not to utterly screw over the universe, after all everyone needs their heroes... Don't they?

(Some familiar faces will show up now and then, but also not really. Changed histories, different cast, different goals. Kinda slice of lifey than any usual "Gather power and rule the universe as the strongest being evahhhh", Bi-sexual/curious MC if that bothers anyone.)

This is a hero who definitely does not want to be "The Hero", they'll help out if they can and all but that's not gonna be a goal to make a better justice league or anything. Kryptonians are already bullshit, no trying to gain the speedforce or magic or anything here, they're already kinda apex as far as most of the planet/galaxy is concerned.

So I guess this isn't a proper "superhero" fanfic as the norm.