Deadpool: Hello, sexy face. It's Deadpool here. Welcome to my novel's page. I hope you brought an extra pair of underwear because things are about to change. Also, congratulations! It's your turn to buy the chimichangas. And if I don't get them in exactly 44 minutes, someone will lose their panties. And this time, it won't be me.

CautiousTitan: Oi! What the hell! This is the synopsis! Go back into the story! I already have the plot planned out for you! Make sure you remember the highlighted sections of the script!

Deadpool: We'll see about that, author-san...

[This is a Deadpool Fanfiction. I don't own Deadpool or the cover illustration. Deadpool is my favorite 'hero' so I felt like making a fanfic about him. I had a story for Deadpool made, but then I realized: What if Deadpool wrote his own story? This novel follows that idea.]