The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale

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`After completing the epic quest 'Open-Mic Night' Perry returns home with his consolation prize, 'Chips with Cheese and Gravy'. Unfortunately, while completing the daily side quest of 'Taking Out The Trash', he crosses paths with the feared Devourer of World's herald, Miss Purrfect. When his secret over-powered technique 'scritches' is super effective, Devourer of World curses him with the Pacifist Trait and condemns him to the terror of Game World.

How will Perry survive a world of monsters and magic, when hurting a fly can make him weaker than a slime?

Perhaps Charisma is the answer.

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Due to COVID-19 and how it's impacting the economy, I have no choice but to take the story to Kindle Unlimited. Until things improve, I'm writing for a living.

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The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale

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Series	Vol	Extra	Group/Host
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	66	66. The Epic Quest Begins!	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	65	65. Loose Ends	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	64	64. The Pacifist Hero	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	63	63. Exposed	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	62	62. Kinky The Woody Baller	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	61	61. Powerless Champion	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	60	60. Planeswalker	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	59	59. Dead Or ALive	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	58	58. Grabbers	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	57	57. Out Of The Frying Pan Into The Cellar	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	56	56. Blessed Victory	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	55	55. Mounted Flame Throwing Tank	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	54	54. Free As A Furcoon	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	53	53. Let My People Go!	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	52	52. The Heart-Breaking Truth	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	51	51. Last Chances and Hail Maries	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	50	50. Merchant Kanooks	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	49	49. These Boots Were Meant For Sticking Around	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	48	48. Chris P. Bacon	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	47	47. Who Is The Enemy?	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	47	47. Who Is The Enemy?	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	46	46. Dragons Come At Night	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	45	45. Bleeding Heart	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	44	44. Friends In Strange Places	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	43	43. Bard, Merchant or Wayfarer	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	42	42. What Heals All Wounds?	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	41	41. The Wargoat And His Rider	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	40	40. Militant Forces	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	39	39. Undercover	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	38	38. New Alliances	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	37	37. Thick As Thieves	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	36	36. Hunted	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	35	35. Welcome Growth	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	34		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	34	34. Street Food!	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	33		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	33	33. No, I Won't Back Down!	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	32		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	32	32. Suit Up!	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	31		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	31	31. All You Need Is Flash	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	30	30. LFG! High-Charisma Bard Wannabe	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	30	Announcement 30/11	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	30		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	30	30. LFG! High-Charisma Bard Wannabe	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	30	Announcement 30/11	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	29	29. Gangs of Eldar's Port	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	29		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	29	29. Gangs of Eldar's Port	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	28	28. Highway Robbery	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	28		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	28	28. Highway Robbery	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	27		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	27	27. I Ain't Afraid Of No Goat	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	26		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	26	26. It's The Thrill Of The Fight!	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	25		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	25	25. A Goatherd's Life For Me	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	24		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	24	24. A Meeting Of Deities	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	23-2		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	23-2	23b. On The Road Again (Part 2)	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	23-1		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	23-1	23a. On THe Road Again (Part 1)	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	22		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	22	22. Lily and Hyacinth	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	21		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	21	21. Fresh Air	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	20		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	20	20. Mushroom Dodging	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	19		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	19	19. The Three Best Friends That Anyone Could Ever Have	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	18		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	18	18. Pursuit of Warginess	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	17		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	17	17. Escape From Blacknail's Table	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	16		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	16	16. Escape Plan	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	15		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	15	15. Wish You Were Here.	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	14		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	14	14. Oh! I Want To Be Free!	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	13		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	13	13. Halfling Cook	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	12		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	12	12. You've Got A Friend In Me	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	11		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	11	11. Bar Room Maestro	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	10		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	10	10. Hide And Seek	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	9		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	9	9. A Troll on A Mission	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	8		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	8	8. Conjuror of Cheap Tricks	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	7		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	7	7. All Hail The Chief!	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	6		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	6	6. Onions, Potatoes And A Whole Lot More	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	5		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	5	5. Baby Don't Lie No More	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	4		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	4	4. Behind Capper Bars	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	3		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	3	3. Armed With A Smile	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	2	2. Race Selection	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	2		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	2	2. Race Selection	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	1	1. The Price of Scritches	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	1		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	1	1. The Price of Scritches	RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	Interlude: Little Capper, Big Capper		Scribble Hub
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	Interlude: Little Capper, Big Capper		RoyalRoadL
The Halfwit Halfling: A Bard's Tale	Announcements, updates and lots of love.		RoyalRoadL

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