Blue Screen Blues

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When Ryan Glasser, (an emo kid by heart) kills himself after having a good day at school turn horribly bad, he is forced to stand before his maker for final judgment of his soul. With Ryan Thinking life was just a game he could just end and throw away without any consequences, he is offered a deal to live his next life in a real-life RPG world full of swords, magic, misery, memes, and Mondays with nothing to help him along the way but a magical cellphone full of his music to get by in his afterlife.

A real-life RPG you say? That sounds like perfect place to spend eternity! What's the catch?

Well first of all, this "Server" is in a nightmarish beta stage that has two trapped goddesses engaged in an everlasting brutal holy war between each other that has recently turned into a stalemate. Ryan is supposed to kill one of these goddesses somehow. (Technically there is a third goddess, but no one really cares about her)

Secondly Ryan can't die in this world without completing his mission here. If he does, straight to hell he goes.

Thirdly, right from the start of spawning into this world, he has an annoying clingy emo/scene cat-dog rogue girl fall in love with him. This would be great in all If Ryan didn't hate furries. Ryan will realize no matter how hard he tries he just can't lose this clingy disaster.

Forth: Living in an RPG world is great and exhilarating but when the class you choose to roll seems to be just as emo as you are, interesting things are going to happen.

You better hold on tight; destiny holds in store for Ryan a Twisted Romance, tons of betrayal, a life full of dark twists and turns, and an adventure that will make or break him in this strange new world.

Welcome to Lectioterra Adventurer! (Please DO NOT buff the Raid boss)

(Please note i am quite aware that book one was written with quite a few thousand errors. I took a break from writing for ten years and had to relearn a lot of things. I learned quite a lot from writing 100+ chapters so far. I will go back and edit book one's chapters after I get book two finished. If you all want to point out the errors in the earlier chapters I will gladly edit those things ASAP)

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Latest release - vol. 2.0, ch. 82.0
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Blue Screen Blues 2 82 B2: Chapter 82: "A Little Bit Paranoid" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 81 B2 Chapter 81: "The Tank With No Pants" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 80 B2 Chapter 80: "It Doesn't Get Any More Metal Than This" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 79 B2 Chapter 79: "An Emergency Summons" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 78 B2 Chapter 78: "Just A Simple Administrative Formality." RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 77 B2: Chapter 77: Giving the People What They Want RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 76 B2 Chapter 76: Addressing the Crowd RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 75 B2 Chapter 75: "Everyone Is On A Different Level Then Me" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 74 B2 Chapter 74: "Can't Ordinance This" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 73 B2 Chapter 73: "Angel Eyes" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 72 B2 Chapter 72: We Are Going To Need A Bigger Town RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 71 B2: Chapter 71: "Always Know Who Your True Friends Are RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 70 B2: Chapter 70: The Final Task To The Annoying Quest RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 69 B2 Chapter 69: The Truth About Nightmares RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 68 B2 Chapter 68: "Observing Tragedy Through Another's Eyes" (Mature) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 67 B2: Chapter 67: "The Demon In The Dark" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 66 B2 Chapter 66: "Harvesting Trouble" (MATURE) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 65 B2: Chapter 65: "A Tour Through Wyozonia" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 64 B2 Chapter 64: Over the River, and Through The Woods! Through Communist Palmlandia We Go!" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 63 B2 Chapter 63: "Dude, Where's My Armor?" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 62 B2 Chapter 62: "The Grind" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 61 B2 Chapter 61: "One Sheep. Two Sheep. White Sheep. Black Sheep." RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 60 B2 Chapter 60: Spending The Night Back Home RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 59 B2 Chapter 59: "Rest And Relaxation" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 58 B2 Chapter 58: "Alex's Girlfriend" (Mature) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 57 B2 Chapter 57: "Pissed Emo Kid+ Magic= Regrettable Decisions" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 56 B2 Chapter 56: "The Hymn Of The Healer" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 55 B2: Chapter 55: "Dragon On Your Back" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 54 B2: Chapter 54: "I Know Where I Stand" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 53 B2: Chapter 53: The Climb RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 52 B2: Chapter 52: A Vacation Of A Lifetime RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 51 B2: Chapter 51: "The Ex-Girlfriend That Just Can't Seem To Stay Away" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 51 B2: Chapter 51: "The Ex-Girlfriend That Just Can't Seem To Stay Away" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 50 B2: Chapter 50: "And Just a Hint Of Regret" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 50 B2: Chapter 50: "And Just a Hint Of Regret" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 49 B2 Chapter 49: "Alex in Chains" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 49 B2 Chapter 49: "Alex in Chains" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 48 B2: Chapter 48: Boss Fight: Death Metal Snow White and the Seven Heavy Metal Dwarfs RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 48 B2: Chapter 48: Boss Fight: Death Metal Snow White and the Seven Heavy Metal Dwarfs RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 47 B2 Chapter 47: Alex The Emo Tank RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 47 B2 Chapter 47: Alex The Emo Tank RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 46 B2: Chapter 46: The Chronicle of the Annoying Quest RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 46 B2: Chapter 46: The Chronicle of the Annoying Quest RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 45 B2 Chapter 45: Ryan's Shiny new Spell Blades RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 44 B2: Chapter 44: "You Spank it, You Tank It. No Exceptions!" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 44 B2: Chapter 44: "You Spank it, You Tank It. No Exceptions!" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 44 B2: Chapter 44: "You Spank it, You Tank It. No Exceptions!" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 43 B2: Chapter 43: "Forged In Regret" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 43 B2: Chapter 43: "Forged In Regret" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 43 B2: Chapter 43: "Forged In Regret" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 42 B2 Chapter 42: "It's Not About Where You're Going, But Where You've Already Been" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 42 B2 Chapter 42: "It's Not About Where You're Going, But Where You've Already Been" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 41 B2: Chapter 41: "You're Gonna Go Far Kid" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 41 B2: Chapter 41: "You're Gonna Go Far Kid" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 40 B2 Chapter 40: Ryan Spends A Night In Jail RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 40 B2 Chapter 40: Ryan Spends A Night In Jail RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 39 B2: Chapter 39: Bend Over, Here It Comes Again (Mature) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 38 B2: Chapter 38: "This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 37 B2: Chapter 37: Love Bites (So Does Zephyr) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 36 B2 Chapter 36: "A Cut Cannot Heal Unless You Leave It Alone" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 35 B2 Chapter 35: The Good, The Bad, and The Church Girl (Mature) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 34 B2: Chapter 34: "Bringing Them The Horizon" (Mature) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 33 B2 Chapter 33: Boss Fight: Defeat Your Ex-Girlfriend (Mature) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 33 B2 Chapter 33: Boss Fight: Defeat Your Ex-Girlfriend (Mature) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 33 B2 Chapter 33: Boss Fight: Defeat Your Ex-Girlfriend (Mature) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 32 B2: Chapter 32: "Your Secrets Keep You Sick, Your Lies Keep You Alive" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 31 B2 Chapter 31: The Rolling Hills Of Sivika RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 30 B2: Chapter 30: "All Aboard The Crazy Train!" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 29 B2 Chapter 29: It's Not cheating If it's With a Goddess Right? (Mature/Steamy) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 28 B2 Chapter 28: Dungeon Boss Difficulty: Emo-Legendary (MATURE) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 27 B2 Chapter 27: Dungeon crawl RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 26 B2: Chapter 26: Taking the Short Way Down RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 25 B2: Chapter 25: "Mission Complete: Return to base" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 24 B2 Chapter: 24 "Operation Barbwire" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 23 B2: Chapter 23: "Coup De Main" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 22 B2 Chapter 22: The Annexation of Chimera RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 21 B2 Chapter 21: Rerouted RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 20 B2 Chapter 20: "Homecoming" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 19 B2 Chapter 19: Speak Of The Devil (Mature) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 18 B2 Chapter 18: Ryan's New Pet (Mature) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 17 B2 Chapter 17: Coming To The Defense Of Miseryland RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 16 B2: Chapter 16: The Journey Through The Eyefore Corridor RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 15 B2 Chapter 15: A "Special" Task Force For the Queen RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 14 B2 Chapter 14: The 2-Day Paid Vacation Trip RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 13 B2: Chapter 13: A Drive Through The Country RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 12 B2: Chapter 12: A Traveling Job that Pays? Sign Me Up! RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 11 B2: Chapter 11: A Caring Fathers Saving Grace RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 10 B2 Chapter 10: To The Stage (Mature) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 9 B2 Chapter 9: The Peace Meeting (M) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 8 B2: Chapter 8: A Meeting With The Queen RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 7 B2 Chapter 7: Have Tank, Will Trade For Taco RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 6 B2: Chapter 6: ...And the Horse you Rode In On. RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 5 B2 Chapter 5: "Couple's Counseling" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 4 B2 Chapter 4: Looking For Tank! (Must Have Pulse) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 3 B2 Chapter 3: Room For Improvement (Mature Warning) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 2 B2: Chapter 2: A Date On The Water RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 1 Book 2: Chapter 1: "The Quest To Fix The Faucet" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 Blue Screen Blues Book 2: The Rise Of Dumpster Fire Five RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 53 Chapter 53: The End Of The Tutorial RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 52-4 Chapter 52: Athena's Story Part 4: The Casualty of War RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 51-3 Chapter 51: Athena's Story Part 3: The Mother Of War RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 50-2 Chapter 50: Athena's Story Part 2: Regret RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 49-1 Chapter 49: Athena's Story: Part 1 Fear RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 48-2 Chapter 48: The Siege of Staug (Part 2) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 47-1 Chapter 47: The Siege Of Staug (Part 1) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 46 Chapter 46: Meeting the Folks RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 45 Chapter 45: A Man's Pride is Nothing to Joke About RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 44 Chapter 44: Going Steady RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 43 Chapter 43: The Knock On The Door RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 42 Chapter 42: Searching for the Meaning Of Life RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 41 Chapter 41: Meet your Russian Emo Agnostic Goddess RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 40 Chapter 40: Enter The Big Tiddy Goth Girl RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 39 Chapter 39: Skeletons In The Closet RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 38 Chapter 38: Dude, Where's My Mansion? RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 37 Chapter 37: A Brief Interview With An Unsung Hero RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 37 Chapter 37: A Brief Interview With An Unsung Hero RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 36 Chapter 36: Ripple Effect RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 35 Chapter 35: The Complicated Relationship RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 34 Chapter 34: 9 to 5 Life RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 33 Chapter 33: Chaos Theory RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 32 Chapter 32: "When I Get Home, Your So Dead!" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 31 Chapter 31: Girl Talk RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 30 Chapter 30: Facing Your Demons RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 29 Chapter 29: A Bullet For My Valentine RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 28 Chapter 28: Hail The Apocalypse RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 27 Chapter 27: "Going Hollow" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 27 Chapter 27: "Going Hollow" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 27 Chapter 27: "Going Hollow" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 26 Chapter 26: A Hidden Message RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 25 Chapter 25 "True Friends Stab You In The Front" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 24 Chapter 24: A Date In The Dark RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 23 Chapter 23: A Time For Reflection RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 22 Chapter 22: "There Is No Destiny, When Everyones Your Enemy" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 21 Chapter 21: "A Wise Man Once said Dont Sleep With Sirens" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 20 Chapter 20: "Your Dream Vacation, Is My Hostage Refuge" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 19 Chapter 19: "Right Back At It Again" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 18 Chapter 18: Lead Sail, Paper Anchor RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 17 Chapter 17: Kite, Kill, Rinse, Repeat RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 16 Chapter 16: "Another Bottle Down" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 15 Chapter 15: "Some Times Your The Nail RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 14 Chapter 14: "Some Times Your The Hammer..." RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 13 Chapter 13: "Resilience" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 12 Chapter 12: "Three Cheers For Heartbreak!" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 11 Chapter 11: "Karma's A Bitch" (So Is Zephyr) RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 10 Chapter 10: "The Sharpest Lives Are The Deadliest To Lead" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 9 Chapter 9: "Welcome To Hell Son, Dont Drink The Water" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 8 Chapter 8: "The Downfall Of Us All" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 7 Chapter 7: "Which Leads to..." RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 6 Chapter 6: "Which Leads To Kissing" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 5 Chapter 5: "It Starts With a Thought" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 4 Chapter 4: "Oh She Seems Normal" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 3 Chapter 3: They Call It "AA" for a Reason RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 2 Chapter 2: "You Outta Know" RoyalRoadL
Blue Screen Blues 1 Chapter 1: Ignition RoyalRoadL