When Ryan Glasser, (an emo kid by heart) kills himself after having a good day at school turn horribly bad, he is forced to stand before his maker for final judgment of his soul. With Ryan Thinking life was just a game he could just end and throw away without any consequences, he is offered a deal to live his next life in a real-life RPG world full of swords, magic, misery, memes, and Mondays with nothing to help him along the way but a magical cellphone full of his music to get by in his afterlife.
A real-life RPG you say? That sounds like perfect place to spend eternity! What's the catch?
Well first of all, this "Server" is in a nightmarish beta stage that has two trapped goddesses engaged in an everlasting brutal holy war between each other that has recently turned into a stalemate. Ryan is supposed to kill one of these goddesses somehow. (Technically there is a third goddess, but no one really cares about her)
Secondly Ryan can't die in this world without completing his mission here. If he does, straight to hell he goes.
Thirdly, right from the start of spawning into this world, he has an annoying clingy emo/scene cat-dog rogue girl fall in love with him. This would be great in all If Ryan didn't hate furries. Ryan will realize no matter how hard he tries he just can't lose this clingy disaster.
Forth: Living in an RPG world is great and exhilarating but when the class you choose to roll seems to be just as emo as you are, interesting things are going to happen.
You better hold on tight; destiny holds in store for Ryan a Twisted Romance, tons of betrayal, a life full of dark twists and turns, and an adventure that will make or break him in this strange new world.
Welcome to Lectioterra Adventurer! (Please DO NOT buff the Raid boss)
(Please note i am quite aware that book one was written with quite a few thousand errors. I took a break from writing for ten years and had to relearn a lot of things. I learned quite a lot from writing 100+ chapters so far. I will go back and edit book one's chapters after I get book two finished. If you all want to point out the errors in the earlier chapters I will gladly edit those things ASAP)
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 82 | B2: Chapter 82: "A Little Bit Paranoid" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 81 | B2 Chapter 81: "The Tank With No Pants" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 80 | B2 Chapter 80: "It Doesn't Get Any More Metal Than This" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 79 | B2 Chapter 79: "An Emergency Summons" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 78 | B2 Chapter 78: "Just A Simple Administrative Formality." | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 77 | B2: Chapter 77: Giving the People What They Want | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 76 | B2 Chapter 76: Addressing the Crowd | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 75 | B2 Chapter 75: "Everyone Is On A Different Level Then Me" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 74 | B2 Chapter 74: "Can't Ordinance This" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 73 | B2 Chapter 73: "Angel Eyes" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 72 | B2 Chapter 72: We Are Going To Need A Bigger Town | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 71 | B2: Chapter 71: "Always Know Who Your True Friends Are | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 70 | B2: Chapter 70: The Final Task To The Annoying Quest | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 69 | B2 Chapter 69: The Truth About Nightmares | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 68 | B2 Chapter 68: "Observing Tragedy Through Another's Eyes" (Mature) | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 67 | B2: Chapter 67: "The Demon In The Dark" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 66 | B2 Chapter 66: "Harvesting Trouble" (MATURE) | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 65 | B2: Chapter 65: "A Tour Through Wyozonia" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 64 | B2 Chapter 64: Over the River, and Through The Woods! Through Communist Palmlandia We Go!" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 63 | B2 Chapter 63: "Dude, Where's My Armor?" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 62 | B2 Chapter 62: "The Grind" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 61 | B2 Chapter 61: "One Sheep. Two Sheep. White Sheep. Black Sheep." | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 60 | B2 Chapter 60: Spending The Night Back Home | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 59 | B2 Chapter 59: "Rest And Relaxation" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 58 | B2 Chapter 58: "Alex's Girlfriend" (Mature) | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 57 | B2 Chapter 57: "Pissed Emo Kid+ Magic= Regrettable Decisions" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 56 | B2 Chapter 56: "The Hymn Of The Healer" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 55 | B2: Chapter 55: "Dragon On Your Back" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 54 | B2: Chapter 54: "I Know Where I Stand" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 53 | B2: Chapter 53: The Climb | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 52 | B2: Chapter 52: A Vacation Of A Lifetime | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 51 | B2: Chapter 51: "The Ex-Girlfriend That Just Can't Seem To Stay Away" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 51 | B2: Chapter 51: "The Ex-Girlfriend That Just Can't Seem To Stay Away" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 50 | B2: Chapter 50: "And Just a Hint Of Regret" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 50 | B2: Chapter 50: "And Just a Hint Of Regret" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 49 | B2 Chapter 49: "Alex in Chains" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 49 | B2 Chapter 49: "Alex in Chains" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 48 | B2: Chapter 48: Boss Fight: Death Metal Snow White and the Seven Heavy Metal Dwarfs | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 48 | B2: Chapter 48: Boss Fight: Death Metal Snow White and the Seven Heavy Metal Dwarfs | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 47 | B2 Chapter 47: Alex The Emo Tank | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 47 | B2 Chapter 47: Alex The Emo Tank | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 46 | B2: Chapter 46: The Chronicle of the Annoying Quest | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 46 | B2: Chapter 46: The Chronicle of the Annoying Quest | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 45 | B2 Chapter 45: Ryan's Shiny new Spell Blades | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 44 | B2: Chapter 44: "You Spank it, You Tank It. No Exceptions!" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 44 | B2: Chapter 44: "You Spank it, You Tank It. No Exceptions!" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 44 | B2: Chapter 44: "You Spank it, You Tank It. No Exceptions!" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 43 | B2: Chapter 43: "Forged In Regret" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 43 | B2: Chapter 43: "Forged In Regret" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 43 | B2: Chapter 43: "Forged In Regret" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 42 | B2 Chapter 42: "It's Not About Where You're Going, But Where You've Already Been" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 42 | B2 Chapter 42: "It's Not About Where You're Going, But Where You've Already Been" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 41 | B2: Chapter 41: "You're Gonna Go Far Kid" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 41 | B2: Chapter 41: "You're Gonna Go Far Kid" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 40 | B2 Chapter 40: Ryan Spends A Night In Jail | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 40 | B2 Chapter 40: Ryan Spends A Night In Jail | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 39 | B2: Chapter 39: Bend Over, Here It Comes Again (Mature) | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 38 | B2: Chapter 38: "This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 37 | B2: Chapter 37: Love Bites (So Does Zephyr) | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 36 | B2 Chapter 36: "A Cut Cannot Heal Unless You Leave It Alone" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 35 | B2 Chapter 35: The Good, The Bad, and The Church Girl (Mature) | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 34 | B2: Chapter 34: "Bringing Them The Horizon" (Mature) | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 33 | B2 Chapter 33: Boss Fight: Defeat Your Ex-Girlfriend (Mature) | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 33 | B2 Chapter 33: Boss Fight: Defeat Your Ex-Girlfriend (Mature) | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 33 | B2 Chapter 33: Boss Fight: Defeat Your Ex-Girlfriend (Mature) | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 32 | B2: Chapter 32: "Your Secrets Keep You Sick, Your Lies Keep You Alive" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 31 | B2 Chapter 31: The Rolling Hills Of Sivika | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 30 | B2: Chapter 30: "All Aboard The Crazy Train!" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 29 | B2 Chapter 29: It's Not cheating If it's With a Goddess Right? (Mature/Steamy) | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 28 | B2 Chapter 28: Dungeon Boss Difficulty: Emo-Legendary (MATURE) | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 27 | B2 Chapter 27: Dungeon crawl | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 26 | B2: Chapter 26: Taking the Short Way Down | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 25 | B2: Chapter 25: "Mission Complete: Return to base" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 24 | B2 Chapter: 24 "Operation Barbwire" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 23 | B2: Chapter 23: "Coup De Main" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 22 | B2 Chapter 22: The Annexation of Chimera | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 21 | B2 Chapter 21: Rerouted | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 20 | B2 Chapter 20: "Homecoming" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 19 | B2 Chapter 19: Speak Of The Devil (Mature) | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 18 | B2 Chapter 18: Ryan's New Pet (Mature) | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 17 | B2 Chapter 17: Coming To The Defense Of Miseryland | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 16 | B2: Chapter 16: The Journey Through The Eyefore Corridor | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 15 | B2 Chapter 15: A "Special" Task Force For the Queen | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 14 | B2 Chapter 14: The 2-Day Paid Vacation Trip | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 13 | B2: Chapter 13: A Drive Through The Country | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 12 | B2: Chapter 12: A Traveling Job that Pays? Sign Me Up! | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 11 | B2: Chapter 11: A Caring Fathers Saving Grace | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 10 | B2 Chapter 10: To The Stage (Mature) | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 9 | B2 Chapter 9: The Peace Meeting (M) | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 8 | B2: Chapter 8: A Meeting With The Queen | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 7 | B2 Chapter 7: Have Tank, Will Trade For Taco | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 6 | B2: Chapter 6: ...And the Horse you Rode In On. | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 5 | B2 Chapter 5: "Couple's Counseling" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 4 | B2 Chapter 4: Looking For Tank! (Must Have Pulse) | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 3 | B2 Chapter 3: Room For Improvement (Mature Warning) | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 2 | B2: Chapter 2: A Date On The Water | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | 1 | Book 2: Chapter 1: "The Quest To Fix The Faucet" | RoyalRoadL |
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Blue Screen Blues | 53 | Chapter 53: The End Of The Tutorial | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 52-4 | Chapter 52: Athena's Story Part 4: The Casualty of War | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 51-3 | Chapter 51: Athena's Story Part 3: The Mother Of War | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 50-2 | Chapter 50: Athena's Story Part 2: Regret | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 49-1 | Chapter 49: Athena's Story: Part 1 Fear | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 48-2 | Chapter 48: The Siege of Staug (Part 2) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 47-1 | Chapter 47: The Siege Of Staug (Part 1) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 46 | Chapter 46: Meeting the Folks | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 45 | Chapter 45: A Man's Pride is Nothing to Joke About | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 44 | Chapter 44: Going Steady | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 43 | Chapter 43: The Knock On The Door | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 42 | Chapter 42: Searching for the Meaning Of Life | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 41 | Chapter 41: Meet your Russian Emo Agnostic Goddess | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 40 | Chapter 40: Enter The Big Tiddy Goth Girl | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 39 | Chapter 39: Skeletons In The Closet | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 38 | Chapter 38: Dude, Where's My Mansion? | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 37 | Chapter 37: A Brief Interview With An Unsung Hero | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 37 | Chapter 37: A Brief Interview With An Unsung Hero | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 36 | Chapter 36: Ripple Effect | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 35 | Chapter 35: The Complicated Relationship | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 34 | Chapter 34: 9 to 5 Life | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 33 | Chapter 33: Chaos Theory | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 32 | Chapter 32: "When I Get Home, Your So Dead!" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 31 | Chapter 31: Girl Talk | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 30 | Chapter 30: Facing Your Demons | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 29 | Chapter 29: A Bullet For My Valentine | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 28 | Chapter 28: Hail The Apocalypse | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 27 | Chapter 27: "Going Hollow" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 27 | Chapter 27: "Going Hollow" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 27 | Chapter 27: "Going Hollow" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 26 | Chapter 26: A Hidden Message | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 25 | Chapter 25 "True Friends Stab You In The Front" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 24 | Chapter 24: A Date In The Dark | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 23 | Chapter 23: A Time For Reflection | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 22 | Chapter 22: "There Is No Destiny, When Everyones Your Enemy" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 21 | Chapter 21: "A Wise Man Once said Dont Sleep With Sirens" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 20 | Chapter 20: "Your Dream Vacation, Is My Hostage Refuge" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 19 | Chapter 19: "Right Back At It Again" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 18 | Chapter 18: Lead Sail, Paper Anchor | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 17 | Chapter 17: Kite, Kill, Rinse, Repeat | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 16 | Chapter 16: "Another Bottle Down" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 15 | Chapter 15: "Some Times Your The Nail | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 14 | Chapter 14: "Some Times Your The Hammer..." | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 13 | Chapter 13: "Resilience" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 12 | Chapter 12: "Three Cheers For Heartbreak!" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 11 | Chapter 11: "Karma's A Bitch" (So Is Zephyr) | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 10 | Chapter 10: "The Sharpest Lives Are The Deadliest To Lead" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 9 | Chapter 9: "Welcome To Hell Son, Dont Drink The Water" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 8 | Chapter 8: "The Downfall Of Us All" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 7 | Chapter 7: "Which Leads to..." | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 6 | Chapter 6: "Which Leads To Kissing" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 5 | Chapter 5: "It Starts With a Thought" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 4 | Chapter 4: "Oh She Seems Normal" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 3 | Chapter 3: They Call It "AA" for a Reason | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 2 | Chapter 2: "You Outta Know" | RoyalRoadL | |
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Blue Screen Blues | 1 | Chapter 1: Ignition | RoyalRoadL |