In which a college student named Claire gains absolute power over time, proceeds to cause an utterly immense amount of time paradoxes, ignores said paradoxes since she's the one who would enforce the consequences for them anyway, acquires an unwanted cult, makes friends with an old man, saves the world from interdimensional monsters, visits the future, and irritates her profanity-prone roommate. Not necessarily in that order. In fact, figuring out the order in which events occur can be a major challenge.

This story is entirely prewritten and will be updated daily.