My name is Pat Evans, though the world knows me as Patrick McGregor. I am sixteen years old, and have been acting since before I was born. Last year, a national magazine voted me the Most Recognizable Face in Hollywood. But, it isn't always easy being a celebrity.

Sometimes, I just want to be a normal guy.

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Note: This story has Christian themes. If this offends you, this story may not be for you.