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<p>What is my 1000-year-old monster self to do when I've failed my immortal ascension? Time travel — accidentally — and wind up back in my 9-year-old body, needing to re-cultivate, of course. But after that? Get REVENGE! Muahahahaha!</p> <p>But the idiot who killed me — also accidentally — was the main character of the dumb harem Xianxia I transmigrated into. But wait. Wasn't he only 7 or 8 at this point in time? Well, since I can't harm a child or the main character without suffering in some way, then I'll just have to raise him better, faster, stronger, and loyal! Muahahahaha!</p> <p>This is a Xianxia comedy and satire by the author of Tanking Hits and Tome of Stealth. But it is also a series of interconnected and chronological short stories (featuring the same main characters). For example, it's similar to the structure of Fred the Vampire Accountant series by the wonderful Drew Hayes.</p> <p>Updates Every Friday (2:15PM PST).</p> <p>Cover art created with MidJourney and edited by the author. Typography by the author.</p> <p>Other art within the story ranges from original author created art, commissioned art, edited stock photos and edited AI art. If you're curious about a specific image, just ask the author and they'll let you know.</p> <p>If you're curious about why there is only one chapter out a week, that is berceuse the author spends 10 hours over three or four days editing each chapter, ensuring the quality and humor. These hours are mentally exhausting. Comedy is hard.</p> <p>Chapter images are currently broken but I am working on fixing them.</p>
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